Thursday, September 21, 2006

Holding Out for a Better 'Heroes'

I really wanted NBC's new drama Heroes (premieres Monday on NBC) to be extraordinary like the characters it profiles, but it fell short. The pacing kept this show from moving along and I found myself watching the clock at times, and not because I was trying to break the time/space continuum like one of the featured characters. Now, this was the pilot, and there was a lot of set-up involved, so it's very possible that subsequent episodes are much stronger. The premise, ordinary people discover that they have extraordinary abilities, is strong, if not unoriginal (X-Men, The 4400). And the show is loaded with potential, but the pilot doesn't live up to it. I was expecting the series to be The 4400 with a bigger budget, and although the overarching themes are the same, the show does manage to sketch out its own niche. Like most series, it has its cliched characters -- the overzealous, cutthroat politician (Adrian Pasdar), the pretty single mom who takes her clothes off for money in order to support her son (Ali Larter) among others, but there are a host of interesting ones to balance it out. In fact, one of the show's biggest strengths is its ensemble format. It constantly moves between the various characters and their newly discovered abilities. The most fascinating character is a teenager from Texas who doesn't get injured (Hayden Panettierre). She jumps off water towers, runs into a burning building and tries other tactics to injure herself, but all of these stunts come up short as the teen's body heals itself every time. With a premise full of potential, let's hope this show heals itself and lives up to that potential in future episodes.

THE 411
PREMISE: Ordinary people discover that they have extraordinary abilities
STARRING: Milo Ventimiglia (Gilmore Girls), Adrian Pasdar, Hayden Panettiere, Ali Larter, Greg Grunberg (Alias), Masi Oka
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Tim Kring (Crossing Jordan), David Semel and Dennis Hammer
EXTRA BONUS: Plenty of eye-popping special effects
BOTTOM LINE: Loaded with potential, but can the show turn that potential into greatness? Future episodes will tell. GRADE: B-
PREMIERES: Monday, September 25th at 9 p.m. (EST) on NBC. For more information, visit nbc.com. You can watch the premiere now via streaming video at Yahoo! TV.

A Serial Killer Who Really Rattles 'Bones'

I don't care how cliched, tried and true, overdone, etc., etc, they are because I love when my favorite crime dramas have serial killer episodes. Maybe it's because I'm much more of a psychological crime drama fan (whydunnit versus whodunit) and serial killers are deeply psychological, or maybe it's the extra sense of urgency since we know the killer will strike again. Whatever the reason, I'm a sucker for these outings. Last night's episode of Bones was no exception. Warning: the following contains spoilers for last night's episode; so if you haven't watched it yet, stay clear. Like Bones, it drove me absolutely crazy that this guy was able to manipulate the authorities, even while he was in prison. I know that these sickos get off on toying with the police and getting under their skin, so it bugged that Epps was able to rattle Bones. Oh and remember last week when I said that I watch too many crime shows and therefore, rarely get surprised when the killer is revealed? Well, put this one down in the surprise column because I didn't see the owner of the bone-thief dog coming at all. He was out of sight, out of mind five seconds after that opening scene ended. The ending bit had shades of Cold Case running through it as the serial killer manipulated Bones into killing someone just so she could see what it was like. The same happened to Lilly Rush when she faced serial killer George Marks. Let's talk about the previews for next week for a minute. I know it looks like Bones and Booth sleep together, but I'm sure it's not Bones in his bed. There's just no way this show would make the same mistake as The X-Files. Right?


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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

SVU Premier Leaves Us "Informed" and Wanting More!



Episode Synopsis:


The rape of a federal informant forces Olivia into a barely legal investigation. She is eventually forced into going under cover, where the operation takes an unexpected turn when the informant turns on Olivia. After the informant is killed, the under cover operation continues, and Olivia is offered a temporary assignment to continue the under cover operation, which she eventually accepts.


The episode opens with a scene set in a crowed emergency room. A woman asks for assistance from the desk, and she removes her hood to reveal a shaved and bloody head.

The victim refuses to be examined by any of the doctors and wants only the morning after pill, which clues in the social worker that has arrived at the hospital that the girl is a victim of rape. The social worker calls SVU, and Olivia shows up at the hospital. The girl stalks by Olivia and hails a taxi, insisting that she doesn’t want to press charges.

The victim’s particular way of refusing to press charges or be examined clues us into her predicament. With the info released prior to the episode by NBC, it is obvious that the girl is involved with some kind of activity that prohibits her from reporting her rape and consenting to a rape kit. This is a classic case of too much information being released by NBC syndrome; I would have been much happier not knowing the details of the case before they were revealed through the show. I knew that the victim was a federal informant before Olivia did. She’s the one that is supposed to be the detective and investigate!

We finally learn that the victim’s name is Haley when Olivia follows—yes, basically stalks—the girl back to her apartment. First clue that once again, our detectives will be involved in some heavy duty no-no’s tonight. When Haley refuses yet again to answer any questions, she locks herself in the bathroom. For anyone else that would be a hint to leave, but Olivia takes it as a signal to have a look-see around the girl’s apartment, as any fine detective would. While we are seeing extensive bruises on the victim’s body while she’s washing away the evidence, Olivia is snooping through her room and “collecting evidence”. AKA, she steals the girl’s underwear. And people wonder where they got the name “Panty Police”.

First file!ornament sighting of the new season! Mariska Hargitay would have been starting her ninth month of pregnancy, since this episode was probably shot in June. The file!ornament just barely covered the baby bump, but it at least wasn’t as idiotic as all of the ornaments of last year’s misplaced Christmas tree collection.

And now it’s time with “Weird Facts” with Melinda Warner. Did you know? The French Resistance shaved the heads of some of its female collaborators. *The More You Know*


Why the writers chose to include this, I have no idea. It makes sense for a second when Olivia researches, but makes none later.

At this point they interrogate a particularly obnoxious book store owner, who babbles on and on about how cops and the government are violating people’s rights and conspiracies and theories and—hey! Friend for Munch! If we could only find him…

Notice that Olivia mentions, when she is talking to Cragen, that she is working on a case, but neglects to mention any details at all. Shouldn’t this tip off Cragen, just a little bit? Since he is the captain, he should know when his detectives have a case, and what they’re working on. Maybe a bit about a lack of a complaining witness, or fraudulent evidence collection. But that is just a suggestion.

And hey… where is everybody! During that scene, with Olivia’s baby bump hidden very nicely by a desk!ornament might I add, the squad room is completely empty! Go team!...

And now to the main action of the story and the obligatory empty/trashed apartment scene. When Olivia goes back to question the super, being the persistent detective that she is, she finds out that Haley has given all her dogs away. So, Olivia goes right in through the open door, gun drawn, and finds a bunch of pictures on the ground that look a lot like tortured animals.

So the fun begins! Star Morrison/Dana Lewis on scene at 10:16, gun drawn and conveniently pointed at Olivia’s head. The fed and the detective realize something is up when they realize that they’re… standing there and Star/Dana’s gun is pointed at Olivia’s head. Silly question, but why does Olivia call her “Star” (her undercover name) then ask why the FBI is present? If star was undercover, then her cover was just blown. And obviously, Olivia knows her real name, so what’s with the inconsistency?

It’s now time for “Weird Facts” with Star Morrison/Dana Lewis! Did you know? Eco-terrorists are the number one most sought after terrorists? *The More You Know*

The second session of our new squad trivia show is accompanied by a media presentation! *Claps* Fortunately, this one is actually related to the case, since the eco-terrorist group known as EDG plays a major role in the rest of the story. It’s also a very mildly set transition scene, because from here on out, Star takes the control in the investigation.

Next scene is one of the rare times we actually get to witness the detectives consume an actual meal. A squad urban legend says that they are machines and never actually eat or sleep, but this seems to have finally proven that myth wrong. (And no, if you’re wondering, squad coffee does not count as nourishment.) Star obviously has an insane love for tobacco sauce and ketchup, because she absolutely smothers her food in them. The scenes actual significance, however, is to establish that Star is very much attached to her informant, and is very distressed that she has been hurt. This will come into play later in the story.

Casey Novak sighting at 10:23! My ADA is alive and well, and even more blonde than before. Unfortunately, Casey is not there on pleasant terms, since she only appears after an angry Melinda Warner. Remember those illegally obtained panties? Well turns out that illegally obtained panties result in illegally obtained DNA, which leads to illegal DNA testing, which leads to illegal DNA testing results. Melinda is pretty mad that Olivia declined to share the “illegal” part of her collection method.

Casey, it turns out, advised Melinda to not share the results of a report, because they received a call from Haley (who is still missing to Olivia and Star, but for some reason the phone call raises no reaction on that front from Star or Olivia) complaining that Olivia was harassing her and stole her panties. She threatened legal action, and he orders Olivia to stay off the case.


Star, through some brilliance in maneuvering, makes sure the suspect that was brought in very awkwardly by Olivia and a semi-undercover Star, thinks she is an SVU detective, and Star continues on the case.

She resurfaces sometime later, and since Elliot (being the ever concerned and level-headed detective that he is) has sent Olivia home, he accompanies Star to serve a warrant on a suspect’s home.

They search the house and find some suspicious materials, namely some tofu patties and a stick of dynamite in a freezer.

“What kind of idiot puts dynamite in a freezer?” –Star

Erm… the kind that wants you to take it out and blow up his house? Or maybe it’s just the kind that failed high school chemistry. Those are my guesses.

Star is an agent that knows what she is doing. She hits Persephone at home with her tomato plants, and gets some valuable information. With none other than Olivia Benson by her side, who is miraculously back on the case.

The epitome of brilliance and wit: Star grabs a sign and jumps right into the protest. Ad-libs some lines that happen to coincide perfectly with the picketers’ beliefs, and then Olivia goes in for the kill, with the aid of a few federal agents. Possibly the funniest scene of the entire series.

Another file!ornament sighting!

There was definitely a *squee* moment when Casey asked Cragen about the DNA report. He of course replies with the diplomatic “well you told me not to look at the report, so I didn’t” but we all know they are dying to read that report and see if they are on the right track.

Olivia and Star have the same idea, and they’re finally fed up enough to go back to the squad room, only to discover that Casey and Cragen had left earlier. That’s what we like to see, the SVU and the FBI working together as one corrupted unit. It turns out that they have the wrong man anyway, because the rapist turns up on Melinda Warner’s morgue slab.

Time check: 10:41. When is Olivia going undercover? For five minutes at the end of the show?

Loving the scene at the FBI offices, especially the mocking of the lack of communication within the government. Because that doesn’t happen anywhere else, ever.

Right in the middle of said scene, Star gets a phone call from Haley, and rushes to meet her. By this time, they’ve figured out the Star killed her rapist and had refused to be processed because she wanted revenge. Rape case is forgotten, and Haley is arrested for murder. Star’s affection for her shows in this scene. Viewers can tell that she is visibly shaken up by having to arrest her young informant.

I know I snark about the file!ornaments, but I snark because I care, really. At this point, the writers just try Olivia out with no Christmas ornaments at all, and it’s painfully obvious that Mariska is pregnant. Give me my ornaments back, please.

In a whirlwind of haze and confusion, Star promises Casey that Haley will be well looked after… then she apparently volunteers Olivia to do the looking, since the next scene opens with Olivia and Haley making their way to the EDG target.

(Also, at this point, the writers aren’t even attempting to hide the baby bulge anymore, not even with black clothing. Yay for laziness.)

Who didn’t see this coming? Haley and Olivia infiltrate the target, they get up to the room where the bomb is going to be made, and Olivia draws her gun. Then, Haley proceeds to ambush Olivia by hitting her over the head, and all is doomed. Or so it seems, until Olivia Benson makes a spectacular recovery and promptly gets up and enters the room. With a bomb being assembled in it. Without a gun. *Obligatory fan ::headdesk::*

The standoff between the three (Olivia and Haley being joined by Star) could have lasted forever, but Star saves everyone the misery and messy clean-up of a bomb explosion by shooting and killing Haley. Olivia is mortified, yelling that they could have helped Haley, but Star monotonously replies that you always shoot to kill. She’s visibly shaken by Haley’s death, and from her moment of disbelief that she has on camera, regret can be seen for just a second in her eyes. Keeping with the fast pace of the case, however, she quickly turns around and reminds Olivia that there is more to be done.

Olivia is “detained” and put in the back of a police truck and taken to the station, where she is ‘questioned’ by Star. We find out that Olivia has successfully infiltrated the group, and Star makes a sudden proposition: stay undercover and work within the EDG group.

Olivia refuses at first, insisting that she already has a job, but Star pulls the still fresh ‘Haley’ card, and we’re transported back to the squad room and a very empty desk opposite Elliot’s.

It is the second time the writers have pulled the empty desk trick on us. How many times are we going to channel Jefferies and Alex? It’s not like Olivia died, her desk is just unusually clean.

Overall:

The premier was very strong case wise, but it strayed too much from the SVU theme. The writers need to get back to the SVU cases. We can related to the terrorist and government ties SVU has addressed recently, dues to world events that have made them relevant. But, we don’t necessarily want relevance and relation. A little is ok within any given episode, but the far-fetched, strange, and even gruesome cases are what we came for, and what we want to see. A true SVU case, centered around the victim and their tragedy.

Also, unit… unity is still an issue. The point is to be a Special Victims Unit, not a Special Victims person. Each detective, and an ADA, a captain, and a medical examiner, have their strengths- play to them! Munch has been a detective for so many years since “Homicide”. Fin would be great for an episode centered around “the hood”, so why not use it? Get back to the season one unity and cases.

Casey had a very petty appearance. Her character lately has been reduced to a shadow of her former self, and she seems more like an Arthur Branch talking doll than the fiery ADA we know and I love. Her purpose the last few episodes has been to tell the detectives that they are overstepping their legal boundaries. Basically, she was telling the detectives that they couldn’t do what they were doing. I want to see her as an ADA prosecuting.

On the other hand, why is SVU suddenly so bent on breaking the rules? These problems wouldn’t come up if they played by the book. I’d like to see at least one case in the near future that doesn’t involve the detectives breaking any laws to solve it.

Fin’s appearance: Busy work again, as is the norm. Olivia pretty much ordering him to find an available interview room was not a pretty sight. I did, however, like the quick improvisation between him and Star. Quick and smart on both their parts.

Tonight the humor was excellent. I almost thought I was in a season one episode for a minute.

For the case that was presented, the episode was very strong. Viewers were left unsure. Unsure where Haley stood, or even where Star stood. Lines between supposed good and evil, protest and destruction were blurred, and those concepts are great ones to explore.

There were some great Elliot and Star moments, along with some Olivia and Star moments. Since they work so well with others, it brings up the question whether the partner dynamic should be shaken up a little bit. We know, by Cragen’s remark, that at least Elliot is going to get to try something new.

Excellent performance by Marcia Gay Harden! She took the story and just ran with it all the way, so kudos and congratulations to her.

Notable quotes from the episode:

Cragen: Nice outfit.
Olivia: Thanks.
Cragen: You were wearing it yesterday.

(After Star yells at him to recycle)
Elliot: I recycle…sometimes.

(While searching the suspect’s house)

Elliot: (pulls something out of freezer) Oh no!
Star: What?
Elliot: Tofu patties!

Star: What kind of idiot puts dynamite in a freezer?

Elliot: (to Star) You’re a jinx.

Olivia: Elliot told me to tell you that you are nuts.
Star: It’s the concussion, honey.

Olivia: You guys don’t talk to each other?

(Regarding Haley’s shaved head)
Haley: This was for a protest.
Star: Against hair?

Preview for next week:

Finally, back to the cases! Looks Elliot-centric, but a lot of potential for group work. It’s going to address a major social issue within the case: Where is the line between the ages for love… or is it possible to draw a line?

Secrets and surprises are promised, and I think they’ll deliver! Pass the remote, please.

9/10

Wednesday's News & Notes

Here's a look at today's biggest TV news, tonight's hottest programs and last night's biggest ratings winners.

QUICK CUTS
*SOAPnet will air the entire first season of ABC's What About Brian before its premiere next month. The cable channel will run 2 back-to-back episodes every Sunday from 12 noon until 2 p.m. beginning this Sunday and leading up to the show's second season premiere. The drama stars Barry Watson and centers on a group of friends at various stages in their romantic lives. It kicks off its second season October 9th on ABC.


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About Last Night...
BIGGEST WINNERS: Dancing with the Stars, NCIS (which beat Fox's House), The Unit, Law & Order: CI, Law & Order: SVU, Boston Legal

BIGGEST LOSERS: Deal or No Deal, CW reruns, Stand Off

For a complete breakdown of last night's ratings, visit Zap2it.

~Primetime Pass~
Bones (8 p.m. Fox) - Bones and the gang track down a serial killer in order to save a girl's life.

PREMIERING TONIGHT!!
@8 p.m. - America's Next Top Model (The CW), The Biggest Loser (NBC), Jericho (CBS - read PTR's review)

@9 p.m. - Criminal Minds (CBS)

@10 p.m. - CSI: NY (CBS), Kidnapped (NBC)

That's all for today. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for thoughts on tonight's episode of Bones and all the latest television news.


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'Jericho' is Under a Cloud of Suspicion

The tiny town of Jericho, Kansas has no idea what it's in for, and either do viewers. Thanks to the wonderful folks at CBS, I have seen the first two episodes of their new drama Jericho (premieres tonight at 8 p.m.). I'm not really sure what to think about it. Chock that up to my mixed reaction. The series asks you if you're prepared for the next major natural disaster or terrorist attack. With Katrina still fresh on our minds and the 5-year anniversary of 9/11 still weighing on our emotions, the question is timely, but is it too much? The show itself is very good. I was engrossed with the characters, plot, setting, special effects and every other element from the beginning. It has a rockin' soundtrack and an ending that will give you with a serious case of the chills (and the second episode's ending will leave you speechless, angry, and overcome with emotion). So yeah, this is one powerful show. There are a few cliches thrown in, but overall, the writing is solid and the cast is strong. The only problem is the show's premise. A mushroom-cloud explosion in the distance cuts off all forms of communication; leaving the residents of Jericho unsure about what just happened, where and who/how many were affected. Their small town becomes more isolated and more chaotic as they try to deal with the possible realizations. Expect to be at the edge of your seat more than once, to get a little choked up on occasion and to want to hug your loved ones after the closing credits. As with most shows, the second episode is better than the pilot, but even the pilot is good. That is, if you can get past the doomsday scenario and just enjoy the ride. For now, I'm going to buckle myself in and hold on loosely because the first two episodes definitely piqued my interest.

THE 411
PREMISE: A mushroom-cloud explosion in the distance plunges the town of Jericho into chaos
STARRING: Skeet Ulrich, Gerald McRaney, Ashley Scott, Pamela Reed, Sprague Grayden (Joan of Arcadia)
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERs: Jon Turteltaub, Stephen Chbosky and Carol Barbee
EXTRA BONUS: Plenty of chill-inducing moments
BOTTOM LINE: Not for those who are still emotional over 9/11. GRADE: B
PREMIERES: Wednesday, September 20th (TONIGHT) at 8 p.m. (EST) on CBS. For more information, visit cbs.com.


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'Vanished' Feeds Our Curiousity

Vanished may not be the best new show this season, but you have to give it credit for constantly presenting new twists and turns and keeping us glued to our television sets. I feel like I wouldn't be upset if this show didn't make it (and based on its ratings the other night, this may be the case), but as long as it's on, I'll be watching. Things got more complicated this week when we learned that the person who led the FBI to the empty coffin at the bottom of the reservoir may not be the same person behind Sara's disappearance. Furthermore, that coffin held the body of Amanda McNeal who died 10 years ago after her mayor husband voted to flood a Masonic cemetery with that new reservoir. And how's this for irony -- his vote literally killed his wife. She was trapped in the coffin with air holes. The second the cemetery flooded, she drowned! Here's a rundown of the other things we learned this week:

-Sara was definitely Nicki years ago. Peter's interview with Judy Nash jogged some memories in the Senator that confirmed this fact. Of course, the scar didn't hurt either.

-"Quinn" is involved in the disappearance and probably framed Ben. She had a streaming video feed of the Senator's wife on her computer. When the FBI had her transported to the courthouse for arraignment, she sent a cryptic message to her co-conspirators to "Pull the plug" on the feed. The message worked, and the FBI wasn't able to triangulate the signal.

Show of virtual hands -- who doesn't trust the ex-wife (Penelope Ann Miller)? No way she wants to move into the Senator's house so she can take care of the kids. Nope. Not buying it for a second. I really think that she's involved somehow, and the fact that she knows about the fake heart attack, not good. And then there was the ending bit with someone digging a grave, but if you watched the preview for next week, then you know that scene probably has more to do with burying the Nicki story than harming Sara. As usual, we'll have to tune in to know for sure.


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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tuesday's News & Notes

Here's a look at today's biggest TV news, tonight's hottest programs and last night's biggest ratings winners.

QUICK CUTS

*Some sad news today. Actor and world champion bodybuilder Mickey Hargitay has died. He was the father of Emmy-winning actress Mariska Hargitay. The senior Hargitay died Thursday at the age of 80. His family has not disclosed a cause of death. The Hungary native moved to the U.S. after World War II where he later met and married actress Jayne Mansfield. They had three children together including Mariska. PTR staff writer Trublu found this statement from his family:
Words cannot express how saddened we are by the loss of Mickey. At the same time, we are so grateful for who he was and is to all of us, and for the love he gave us in our lives. He will continue to be our source of inspiration and strength.
A private service was held for the family.

*Showtime is showing some love for its freshman series Brotherhood. The premium cable channel is renewing the Providence, Rhode Island set drama despite its lower ratings. The critically acclaimed series will get a 10-episode second season. It wraps up its first season Sunday night on Showtime.

*And finally, TVGuide.com has a ton of casting scoop today:
Wayne Brady will guest on Everybody Hates Chris when Julius' successful brother, Louis, spends Thanksgiving with the family in the Nov. 19 episode.... Rescue Me's Callie Thorne is joining Prison Break, and Tori Spelling might stick her face in Clark Kent's business on Smallville. Check out the Ausiello Report for more on either story.... Oliver Platt, John Turturro and Daniel Sunjata will portray George Steinbrenner, Billy Martin and Reggie Jackson in The Bronx Is Burning, ESPN's miniseries about life in New York City at the time of the '77 World Series.... Dancing with the Stars pros Cheryl Burke, Louis Van Amstel and Ashly DelGrosso make their acting debuts on Friday's episode of Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.


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About Last Night...
BIGGEST WINNERS: Deal or No Deal, The Class, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Old Christine, CSI: Miami (which beat NBC's much-hyped Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip).

BIGGEST LOSERS: 7th Heaven rerun, Vanished (which landed in fourth for the hour in its first true test) and Studio 60 because it lost a significant amount of viewers during its second half hour.

For a complete breakdown of last night's ratings, visit Zap2it.

~Primetime Pass~
Law & Order: SVU (10 p.m. NBC) - The 8th season premiere finds Olivia going undercover to foil terrorist plots. For more on tonight's premiere, be sure to read new staff writer Trublu's preview.

Premiering Tonight!!
@8 p.m. - NCIS

@9 p.m. - Law & Order: Criminal Intent (on its new night), The Unit

@10 p.m. - L&O: SVU, Boston Legal, Smith (read PTR's review HERE)

That's all for today. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for (delayed) thoughts on last night's episode of Vanished and Trublu's thoughts on tonight's big L&O: SVU premiere. Plus, all the latest television news!


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"Law & Order" Goes Back to the Streets



Hey readers! I'm Trublu, the newest edition to the PassTheRemote writing team. I'm very happy to present this preview for Law & Order: SVU as my first post, with hopefully many more to come!

The following contains some spoilers for season eight of “SVU”. Viewer discretion is advised.

*Doink Doink*

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

*Doink Doink*

That familiar voice will signal the opening sequence for the most sucessful "Law & Order" to date. Tonight is the beginning of a new “Law & Order” franchise season, and news about the season premier of "Law & Order: SVU" gives fans something to look forward to seeing. A lacking seventh season left us longing for the old season one teamwork and humor. This from TV.com was the first information publicized on the episode:


Benson goes undercover to investigate the rape of a federal informant.

Guest Star: Kristen Bush, Marcia Gay Harden


The season premier of the eighth season is the most important premier in the entire series to date. This season, writers must deal with the absence of Mariska Hargitay as she takes her six episode maternity leave after the first two episodes. Also reappearing from last season, unresolved tensions between Stabler and Benson and the botched "Let's send Olivia to Computer Crimes for two episodes" move made by the writers. (According to The Futon Critic, Olivia Benson is headed back to computer crimes to cover Mariska’s maternity leave.)

Executive Producer Neal Baer says:

“The intensity continues with new episodes that explore both their characters: the audience will discover a secret about Benson's personal life that may shatter her, and Stabler will confront a problem he never expected." He added, "After some turmoil in Benson and Stabler's relationship last season, they will come to depend on each other more than they ever have in the past."”


Mariska Hargitay also comments on the new season:

While last season it was the highly wired Meloni who loses it all the time, in season seven - on air now - it's Benson's turn. "He gets it back together and then I start to unravel," she says. Benson, it seems like Hargitay, wants to be a mother.

"They've set up this arc, so that in the show I've just finished, which features Benson and a girl, it was Benson as a mother. I've been so obsessed with muscling my way through these crimes and trying like a one-man show to change the world, but now I'm wondering: What am I doing with my life? Where is my life going? Am I ever going to be a mother? Can I be a mother? Am I too violent? She has so many questions, which I think is so interesting about the character, and of her being the product of rape."


The seventh season premier featured an undercover Elliot Stabler, which was the beginning of a long road of emotional and anger management issues. Now, with the eighth premier set to feature the same situation for Olivia, one can only wonder if this will be the beginning of the problems for Olivia Benson.

The episode also features Marcia Gay Harden, whose undercover FBI agent character (Det. Dana Lewis, aka Star Morrison) was featured in season seven's "Raw".

Set to appear this season are Leslie Caron (“Le Divorce”), Brian Dennehy (“The 4400”, “The West Wing”), Robert Vaughn (“Hustle”), Gregory Harrison (“Joey”), Betty Buckley (SVU episode “Manipulated” [7.15]), Deborah Raffin (“7th Heaven”) and Paget Brewster (“Huff”).

The most notable guest appearance this season will be made by comedian and Labor Day telethon hose Jerry Lewis, who will play Det. John Munch’s uncle and a murder suspect.

Over the summer, the cast was just as busy, their shooting hiatus being used for numerous appearances.

Most notably, Mariska Hargitay gave birth to a 10lb, 9oz son on June 28th, a week after her due date. Mother and son, named August Miklos Friedrich Hermann, have been doing well, and appeared in the July 31st issue of TV Guide, along with Mariska's husband, Peter.

Mariska's August 9th appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" was canceled last minute due to her father (Former Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay) falling ill.

Mariska finally picked up an Emmy win for "Best Actress in a Drama Series" for her work in "911". It was the third nomination for Mariska, and her first win.

Closing out the summer, Mariska will help millions around the world commemorate the fifth anniversary of the September 11th attacks on the United States by narrating America Rebuilds II, the second installment in a planned trilogy.

Christopher Meloni was also nominated for an Emmy, in the "Best Actor in a Drama Series", but was beaten by "24"s Kiefer Sutherland.

Diane Neal and Richard Belzer both appeared at the 47th Television Festival held in Monte Carlo, Monaco, from June 30th to July 1st. They were joined by series creator Dick Wolf and "Law & Order" newcomers Milena Govich and Alana de la Garza.

Diane also tried her hand at directing this summer, her play "Modern Missionary" winning the award for "Outstanding Play" at the 2006 New York International Film Festival.

Diane was spotted waitressing at Sapa restaurant, serving Southeast Asian cuisine to benefit Project ALS.


Expect five-star service tonight at Sapa, when Julianna Margulies, Bryant Gumbel, "SNL's" Seth Myers, Ally Sheedy and "Law & Order's" Diane Neal will dish out chef Patricia Yeo's Southeast Asian cuisine to diners to benefit Project ALS. (Time sensitive article was replaced at NYDailyNews.com)


Diane is scheduled to play in the Autism Speaks charity softball game on September 16th. She will once again be joined by Milena Govich and Alana de la Garza.

Ice-T is set to host the 2006 Hip Hop Honors show, which will air October 17th at 8PM (EST) on VH1.

Dick Wolf will be honored in 2007 for his television career with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

This season will see many cast changes for the "Law & Order" franchise, with the original entering into it's 18th season on the air, and Criminal Intent its 6th.
On SVU, Connie Nielsen will be joining the cast for a six episode stint as Warrant Officer Dani Beck, to fill the void left by Mariska Hargitay's Benson.

New Season Scoop from 'Mars' and 'CSI'

Kristen Bell stars as Veronica Mars (Photo courtesy Patrick Ecclesine/The CW)

Last week, PTR brought you some just-released photos from the season premiere of Veronica Mars and in honor of that episode's debut two weeks from today, we present more scoop from Mars. The wonderful folks at the show's PR firm and the network have passed along a description for "Welcome Wagon" (SPOILER FACTOR: Mild mystery of the week stuff and the season's first big mystery is officially revealed).
SEASON PREMIERE
“VERONICA MARS” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET)
“Welcome Wagon” (TV- PG, D, L, S, V) (HDTV)

FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE – Veronica (Kristen Bell) is in true form from the moment she and boyfriend Logan (Jason Dohring), along with close friends Wallace (Percy Daggs III) and Mac (Tina Majorino), set foot on the campus of Hearst College. Wallace enlists Veronica’s help when his new roommate, Piz (Chris Lowell), has all his belongings stolen. While working on Piz’s case, Veronica learns that the campus serial rapist has struck again. Meanwhile, Keith (Enrico Colantoni) runs into trouble while transporting a recently released convict across the country to reunite him with Kendall (guest star Charisma Carpenter, “Charmed”). Francis Capra, Ryan Hansen and Julie Gonzalo also star. John Kretchmer directed the episode written by Rob Thomas
You can also view 2 exclusive scenes from the big premiere at cwtv.com. The network has put up Director's Cut scenes from many of its shows. Click HERE to watch scenes from "Welcome Wagon." Veronica Mars kicks off its third season October 3rd on the new CW.


'CSI' Gets Frisky
Thanks to the great folks at CBS for the heads up on this fun clip from CSI 's premiere. Check out Catherine and Nick heating up the dance floor to special guest star John Mayer's performance:


To see more, you'll have to tune in to the 2-part 7th season premiere of CSI this Thursday, September 21st at 9 p.m. on CBS.


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'Smith' Not Generic like it Sounds

CBS' new thriller plays more like a big screen film than a weekly television series. The generically named Smith (premieres tonight with limited commercial interruption on CBS) has the cast to match. Ray Liotta, Virginia Madsen, Simon Baker, Amy Smart and Jonny Lee Miller headline this all-star cast that will keep you wondering whether you have stumbled upon a network premiere of a huge feature film. The premise is Ocean's 11 meets The Thomas Crown Affair as Bobby (Liotta) gathers a group of specialized thieves to help him steal three paintings for a client. In order to successfully pull off these jobs, Bobby leads a double life. At home, he's a cup salesman, loving father and loyal husband who happens to take a lot of business trips. During his "business trips," he's a world-class thief working for high priced clients. His wife (Madsen) is keeping some secrets of her own, though. In fact, most of the characters aren't showing all of their cards during the pilot episode. And that's what brings an extra dose of intrigue to the plot. Expect edge-of-your-seat moments, high-charged chases, explosive action and a dash of emotion to round it all out. The show's only fault so far is, it takes a jumbled path to tell its story during the premiere, so pay close attention as the story moves in and out of the past and present.

THE 411
PREMISE: A band of world class thieves pull high-stakes jobs for big money clients
STARRING: Ray Liotta, Virginia Madsen, Simon Baker, Amy Smart, Jonny Lee Miller, Franky G and Chris Bauer
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: John Wells (ER, The West Wing)
EXTRA BONUS: Plays more like a big screen action film than a television show
BOTTOM LINE: This show packs a big enough punch to match its star wattage GRADE: A-
PREMIERES: Tuesday, September 19th (TONIGHT) at 10 p.m. (EST) on CBS with limited commercial interruption. For more information, visit cbs.com.


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Monday, September 18, 2006

Monday's News & Notes

Here's a look at today's biggest TV news, tonight's hottest programs and last night's biggest ratings winners.

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*Two USA shows are getting good news today. The network announced that is has renewed both Psych and The Dead Zone. Psych debuted this summer to successful ratings. The fake psychic detective series stars James Roday, Dule Hill and Corbin Bernsen. It will return in January with 16 new episodes. Meanwhile, The Dead Zone will be back for a 6th season. The psychological thriller will return next summer with 13 original episodes.

*And finally, it's TV on DVD Monday! Look for the first season of My Name is Earl to hit store shelves tomorrow along with Battlestar Galactica (season 2.5), Everybody Loves Raymond (season 7), Gilmore Girls (season 6), The King of Queens (season 6) and The Unit (season 1). To see a list of all of tomorrow's releases, visit tvshowsondvd.com.

To get more of today's biggest TV news and headlines, visit the TV News section at PassTheRemote.Net.


About Last Night... (a look at last night's biggest ratings winners and losers)
BIGGEST WINNERS: 60 Minutes, the NFL, The Amazing Race and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

BIGGEST LOSERS: Fox reruns and The WB's swan song (the net aired the pilots to many of its most successful series).

For a complete breakdown of last night's ratings, visit Zap2it.


~Primetime Pass~ (a look at what PTR is watching tonight and discussing tomorrow)
Vanished (Fox 9 p.m.) - Another high-profile case is linked to the disappearance of Sara Collins as more eerie symbols and signs surface.

Premiering Tonight!!
@8 p.m. - The Class (CBS - click HERE for PTR's review), Deal or No Deal (NBC), Wife Swap (ABC), How I Met Your Mother (8:30 CBS)

@9 p.m. - Two and a Half Men (CBS), The New Adventures of Old Christine (9:30 CBS), ET Presents CW: The Launch of a Network. That's right, the new CW network finally kicks off tonight with this brand new special featuring the stars of your favorite CW shows (formally The WB and UPN). Look for Kristen Bell, Lauren Graham, Tyra Banks, Tom Welling, Sophia Bush and more.

@10 p.m. - Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC), CSI: Miami (CBS)

That's all for today. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for the a special preview piece from Pass the Remote's newest staff writer Trublu. She'll be covering all things Law & Order: SVU starting with a preview of the big premiere tomorrow night. We'll also have thoughts on tonight's Vanished, more scoop on the Veronica Mars premiere and all the latest television news!



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Head to 'The Class' for its Premiere Tonight!

In the interest of full disclosure, I should let you know that I'm not a big fan of the "traditional sitcom." You know the sort -- multi-camera shoot with a laugh track. I'm more of a Scrubs, My Name is Earl and Everybody Hates Chris type of sitcom lover, so needless to say, my expectations for CBS' new traditional sitcom The Class (premieres tonight on CBS) weren't very high. Thanks to the great folks at the network, I was able to watch the first 3 episodes of this series, and you know what? I liked it! It's no Scrubs or Earl and it has its faults, but overall, it's good. The concept is simple -- Ethan (Joan of Arcadia's Jason Ritter) rounds up the members of his and his fiancee's third grade class in order to surprise her for their engagement party. Things don't turn out how Ethan planned, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. The comedy has a dramatic edge as it explores how the dreams and expectations of third graders get swallowed up by the real world. There's a classmate in a marriage that she's not fully committed to, another contemplating suicide, one who just walked in on her boyfriend and another woman, another who is still living at home with his mom pining away for his former classmate and another who is still holding resentment and hostility toward the classmate who abandoned her on prom night. The Class isn't just about a reunion, but how the reunion affects all of those involved in it. Most of the cast is solid, including Mean Girls' Lizzy Caplan who kept me laughing through all three episodes. It's nice to see Ritter again, and his role is a huge departure from his Kevin Gerardi character on the late, great Joan of Arcadia. Lucy Punch, who plays Holly, overacts in the pilot, but she tones it down in later episodes. The show sometimes tries too hard to get a laugh, but there are plenty of genuinely funny parts to balance it out. And even if there weren't, the storylines that tie the characters together are interesting enough to keep you coming back.

THE 411
PREMISE: Former 3rd grade classmates reunite and their lives become entangled
STARRING: Jason Ritter, Andrea Anders (Joey), Lizzy Caplan, Jon Bernthal, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Heather Goldenhersh, Sean Maquire and Lucy Punch
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Crane (Friends), Jeffrey Klarik (Mad About You) and James Burrows
EXTRA BONUS: Catch break-out stars Heather Goldenhersh, Jon Bernthal and Jesse Tyler Ferguson before they're famous
BOTTOM LINE: A solid new comedy that could be this year's How I Met Your Mother. GRADE: B
PREMIERES: Monday, September 18th (TONIGHT) at 8 p.m. (EST) on CBS. For more information, visit cbs.com.

Welcome to the new Pass the Remote! Be sure to scroll down and check out thoughts on last night's premiere of The Amazing Race. And come back later today for all of the day's biggest news and the return of About Last Night and Primetime Pass!

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TAR EDITION: Teams Take Off and Hit a Wall!

So... what do we think about the first surprise of the 10th edition of The Amazing Race? I'm not a fan, but it does explain why there were 12 teams instead of 11 this time. I was a little suspicious when the camera focused on that special "Last Team" marker and Phil informed us that this destination was where the teams would encounter their first surprise of the race, but I wasn't expecting them to eliminate a team without a Pit Stop. It just seems so un-Race like that I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around it. I don't know, maybe I'm just bummed because I was dying to see if Bilal and Sa'eed's devotion to their religion (Islam) would interfere with the hectic pace of the race. I was also thinking that through this team's participation on this show, which is great at breaking stereotypes, people may come to understand Islam a little better and stop assuming that all Muslims are terrorists, but no such luck as this team was definitely gone too soon. What did you think about this interesting turn of events? Leave me a comment with your thoughts. And here are some more random moments:

*Team Cheerleader apparently forgot to take a religion course while studying and cheering at the University of South Carolina. For if they had, they would have known that the people who worship Buddha are known as, and I know this is difficult, BUDDISTS! Forget the religion class -- maybe they could have simply, I don't know, watched the news at any point during the last five years to know that Muslims do not worship Buddha. I'm just sayin'.

*Why does every single team have a sob story this time? Don't get me wrong, I love it because it instantly endeared me to every single one of them, but my poor emotions can't handle it all. There's Duke's partial acceptance of Lauren's sexual orientation, the single moms who sometimes just need someone to kill a damn spider, the Kentucky people, the recently dating couple where she has a prosthetic leg and is training for the Iron Man, the former drug addict turned models who fought their addiction together and the poor brothers who are trying to desperately fight the "meat head" stereotype. OK, so I'm kidding about the last one, but you get my drift. So much drama, and yes, this is what makes them one of the best crop of teams ever!

*OK, so Sarah is beginning to wear on my patience. I don't want to hate her, I really don't, but she's using her disability as an advantage. Granted, boarding the plane first gets you nowhere, but telling the cab driver that "it's an emergency" and then pointing to your prosthetic leg to drive the point home as an unsuspecting couple give up their cab and ruin their evening out because they're never going to get a cab now (an exaggeration I know, but it could have happened), is taking things too far, especially when you keep telling us that your disability doesn't affect you and you're training for the Iron Man. She's also annoying me because she's letting her spankin' new boyfriend patronize her as they approach the final challenge at The Great Wall of China ("You're doing great Sarah!"). Oh wait, she just conquered that rope climbing challenge from hell and she's getting all emotional. Crap! I'm back to not hating her.

*Speaking of that Great Wall of China challenge, how much did you laugh, then cry, then laugh and cry at the same time to the point where you weren't sure whether they were tears of laughter or triumph? When the entire scene finished, I felt like I had climbed that damn wall! I laughed hysterically at the boyfriends, especially when Kentucky Mary tried to help one of them with her encouraging words (see, I told you in my review of this edition that you needed to stick with Team Kentucky because they sorta grow on you) and he replied, "But I'm only halfway there!" And then I got all teary-eyed when Mary went ahead and climbed that thing herself. In fact, I teared up for Sarah, both of the single moms and Lauren and Duke.

*Speaking of Lauren and Duke, they are my absolute favorite team. I just love the way they are using the race to work on their father/daughter relationship. We all know that Duke is not comfortable with his daughter being a lesbian, but he's doing everything in his power to love and accept her the way she is, and Lauren is so patient with it. She began to cry at the end because she was just so overjoyed with the way the race has begun to bring her relationship with her father back to where it used to be, and I decided then that this team must win the race (or at least make the final 3).

*Happy dance time because the race isn't even an hour old yet, and we're already being treated to an eating challenge! Oh, and it's a good one too. Roadblock! One team member must eat a bowl of fish eyes, which Phil insists is a popular food in China even though Americans don't eat them. I've said it once, but it bears repeating -- My "Phily" (Stay back Tyler and James) is so worldly! Back to the fish eyes -- I'm so dying to see how Team Cheerleader and Team Beauty Queen handle this one! Oh, and Team BQ (Beauty Queen) just said that they're hungry! Perfect. Too bad their taxi driver took them to the wrong place and we're going to have to wait while they wander around aimlessly, all hope seems lost, we take a commercial break, and then a nice local helps them - to see how they react. But wait, Team Cheerleader just arrived! Yes! Bummer, she downed them all right away with barely a gag. Same with Team BQ. This entire challenge would have been a bust had it not been for Kentucky David's excitement over his wife's progress. "She done got 'bout 4 or 5 of 'em done," he exclaimed. Thank goodness for Team Kentucky.

So yes, The Amazing Race is off and running with the same wonderful-ness that makes it TV's best reality drama/competition. I'm so hooked already and I can't wait until the next heart-pounding hour. I will miss Bilal, Sa'eed, Vipul and Arti, though. All of the pictures in this edition are courtesy of cbs.com.

What did you think about the premiere? Are you excited for another season? Drop me a comment with your thoughts.


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Friday, September 15, 2006

This Edition of 'Race' is Truly 'Amazing!' Plus Braff's 'Last Kiss' & CBS Will 'Hook' You Up

The Amazing Race kicks off its 10th season this Sunday on CBS with a special 90-minute premiere. But, don't expect this edition to be your parents' Race. Host Phil Keoghan tells the racers right off the top to expect the unexpected with plenty of surprises, and after viewing the premiere, I can safely tell you that he is correct. The premiere is packed with twists and turns, heart-pounding suspense, teary-eyed moments and all of the other Race staples plus, a few extras. But, what makes this edition of The Amazing Race an absolute "must see" is the teams. The teams are always the heart and soul of this show and watching how their pre-Race relationships hold up to the stress and rigor of the grueling 30-day event. After all, there's a reason this 4-time Emmy Award winning series is the only reality competition to take the trophy in the history if the category. But, there is an extra something special about this edition's crop of teams. There's a woman with an artificial leg training for the Iron Man Triathlon who just began dating her good friend and clinical prothetist, two beauty queens who became friends during The Miss America pageant, two friends and former drug addicts - turned - models, a father and daughter who have had a strained relationship in the past and are hoping to use the Race to grow closer, and a coalminer and his wife from Kentucky whose perseverance and friendly spirit sort of grow on you as the premiere progresses. One of Race's biggest charms is watching these teams conquer obstacles that seem insurmountable at the time, and the accomplishment of a lifetime after they do it. Pay special attention to an arduous challenge at The Great Wall of China. I was so enthralled, I'm pretty sure I forgot to breathe.

For the first time, The Amazing Race starts off with 12 teams. Here's a look at each of them in no particular order (all pictures courtesy cbs.com).

Vipul & Arti
Husband and wife from Windermere, Florida







Erwin & Godwin
Brothers from San Francisco




Tom & Terry
Boyfriends from New York






Kellie & Jamie
Cheerleaders from Columbia, SC






Lyn & Karlyn
Single moms/friends from Birmingham and Helena, AL





David & Mary
Coalminer and wife from Stone, KY







Bilal & Sa'eed
Best Friends






Peter & Sarah
Recenting dating couple from Laguna Beach and Trabuco Canyon, CA










Rob & Kimberly
Dating couple from Los Angeles







Tyler & James
Models from Los Angeles






Dustin & Kandice
Beauty queens from Riverside, CA and New York





Duke & Lauren
Father/daughter from Warwick, RI







The Amazing Race premieres on its new night at a special time this Sunday at 8:30 p.m. on CBS (may be delayed due to football). The series will move to its regular timeslot the following Sunday at 8 p.m.

FRIDAY FUN: Braff Shows us his 'Last Kiss'
Scrubs' Zach Braff is heading to the big screen this weekend with his new film The Last Kiss. The relationship drama also stars Rachel Bilson, Jacinda Barrett, Blythe Danner and Casey Affleck. Braff plays Michael, a guy entering his thirties who is struggling with the idea of settling down. Braff says on his official site that the picture moved him when he first read it. "The Last Kiss is a very real, honest, gritty story about relationships, lust, love, betrayal, friendship and making choices," he writes. Check out the trailer and a series of clips from YouTube:


The Last Kiss is now playing in theaters nationwide. Click HERE to find out when it plays near you.


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*And finally, CBS' INNERTUBE wants to Hook you up. The broadband channel will debut a new dating reality series next month. The show, dubbed Hook Me Up, will follow 4 contestants (right - photo courtesy CBS) as they go on dates with four new people each week. After the four dates, the viewers will vote for which suitors they believe should be invited back for a second date. You can apply to date one of the contestants via CBS' web site. The 5-minute episodes will debut every Monday, Wednesday and Friday on INNERTUBE. The contestants are:

EMILY
Hemet
Age: 23
Graduate Student and Legal Secretary

STEPHANIE
Columbus
Age: 25
Fashion Sales and former TV Host

JEFF
Los Angeles
Age: 24
Restaurant Owner

MATT
Philadelphia
Age: 25
Private Investment Firm employee

Each of their suitors will reveal a secret at the end of the date. Hook Me Up premieres October 2nd exclusively on INNERTUBE.

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That's all for today. Be sure to tune in Monday for the all-new Pass the Remote! PTR is changing its format, adding more writers (be sure to check out Writers Wanted), and best of all -- bringing you more coverage of your favorite shows. Be sure to be there for the launch on Monday that coincides with the official kick off of the new TV season. PTR will have reviews on The Class, Smith and Jericho along with previews of your favorite returning shows and much, much more! You don't want to miss a word of PTR next week. First up, a review of CBS' new comedy The Class. I've seen the first three episodes, and I'll let you know whether you should check it out as well. Also, look for complete thoughts on The Amazing Race premiere since we'll all be on the same page. And of course, all the latest TV news.


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Thursday, September 14, 2006

SPECIAL EDITION: Writers Wanted!

Pass the Remote is looking for a few good staff writers for the new season! The requirements are simple: You gotta love television and you gotta love writing about television. I'm looking for people who are willing to dedicate themselves to the blog and their assigned shows. Responisibilities include:

*Watching your assigned shows each week and writing witty things about them for PTR

*Keeping on top of all of the news on your assigned show (I will give you links for this part)

*Participation in panel topics. These include this past summer's countdown of the best episodes, huge events like the Emmys and the Network Upfronts and other group efforts.

Pass the Remote has been run solely by me for the past year, but I feel that it's time to branch out because I can only watch so many shows and write so many thoughts a day. PTR is published M-F (so you'll get weekends off), and it is not ad-supported, so it makes no money. In other words, this job doesn't pay anything except fun and loyal readers.

Here's a list of shows that I need covered by my new staff writers:

Prison Break
House
Gilmore Girls
Without a Trace
Desperate Housewives
and a co-writer for Lost

If you are interested in applying for a writer position for any of these shows, please email me with the list of shows you can cover at:

tvfan08@yahoo.com

Questions? Send them my way at the above email address. I'm looking forward to expanding PTR with more coverage of your favorite shows and more writers!

'Bones' Fosters Some Resentment! Plus 'Justice,' Pictures From 'Mars' Premiere and a PTR Fave Heads Back to the Big Screen

It's official -- I watch too many crime shows. I've come to this conclusion recently after noticing that I have been solving cases way too early. Lately, I tend to know what happened before the TV crime fighters, so I've decided that I watch too many of them, and therefore, have seen it all before. In last night's episode of Bones, I figured out who was responsible for the teen's death before Bones and Booth. For those who have not seen this episode, be aware that this post contains SPOILERS about the case AND personal stuff. Now, I'm not Bones and I'm not a product of the foster system, but I, too, thought Camille's assumption that the foster girl was responsible for the suburban teen's death was harsh. She was hell-bent on proving it too. Although, I think that she wouldn't have been as harsh had Bones not argued with her so much, but then again, Bones is a product of the foster system, so she felt like Camille was personally attacking her. Of course, had Bones just mentioned this fact to Camille, she would have backed down much sooner than she did. These two really need to talk, so I appreciated the ending scene at the diner. I'm hoping things go more smoothly now that they're beginning to understand each other. Regarding the case, I knew the second that the girl confessed that she was covering for her brother. And even though the teen's death was the result of foster kids (as Camille insisted), it wasn't because they were some sort of "bad seeds." The little brother just wanted to keep his family together. This was one of those tragic cases all around. And how about Angela and Hodgins? Looks like there's going to be a little lovin' in the lab!


'Justice' Follows the Money
Last night's episode of Justice was not as compelling as the previous two. Maybe it was the change of venue or the unsympathetic defendant that caused the show to stall slightly, but something was missing from this show's usual successful formula. As soon as Alden's defense witness proved that the suspect's hands were not the right size, I was voting Not Guilty. I just wasn't sure who killed the bride-to-be and why. Ron's assertion that the groom's father did it because she wouldn't sign the pre-nup seemed so far-fetched as the other lawyers said, but it turned out to be the truth. The moment I saw Jeff Nordling's name in the guest cast I went ahead and assumed he had something to do with the murder, as implausible as it seemed, because the guy always plays the bad guy (Cold Case, The Closer, Close to Home, just to name a few). Yay for typecasting! I was shocked, shocked I tell you, when he didn't. As usual, the show's most interesting and gripping segment came at the end when they showed us what happened. I must be the biggest sucker because this gimmick alone keeps me coming back. It's just too compelling and I still can't figure out why!

Pictures From 'Mars'
The new season of Veronica Mars is less than three weeks away, and PTR has some exciting, just released pictures from the 3rd season premiere courtesy of The CW.
Veronica (Kristen Bell) takes the stage in "Welcome Wagon." (Photo Patrick Ecclesine/The CW)


Mac's back! Actress Tina Majorino joins the show as a series regular this season. (Photo courtesy The CW)

Veronica Mars returns October 3rd on the new CW network.

Premiering Tonight!!!
Survivor kicks off its 13th season tonight (8 p.m. CBS) with a storm of controversy. The reality competition will divide the 12 contestants into groups based on their race. The show's creator, Mark Burnett, told Yahoo! Answers that the decision was more of an experiment than anything else. "Our rationale for dividing Survivor tribes by ethnicity was based upon our belief that racial differences were highly unlikely to matter when the modern world was removed," he explains. Will the experiment prove to be as controversial as the idea? Tune in tonight to find out.


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*PTR favorite Kyra Sedgwick is heading back to the big screen with her new role. The Closer actress will star opposite Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in Walt Disney Picture's The Game Plan. The film, about a football player (Johnson) who discovers he has a daughter and tries to be a good father to her, is slated to begin filming at the end of the month. Sedgwick will play a ruthless sports agent to Johnson's football player in the family drama. She most recently wrapped another successful season of TNT's The Closer and will be seen in new episodes this December.

*And finally, the networks are embracing the digital revolution in a huge way for this upcoming season. NBC will offer free streaming video of all of its new series on its web site (click HERE for the details). Additionally, the network will roll out live premiere blogs on all of its series featuring commentary from creators, producers or cast members from each show. Meanwhile, ABC will offer 1 million free episode downloads from iTunes of last season's Lost, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy finales (click HERE for more). It's all apart of ABC and iTunes Million Hit Lowdown promotion which is designed to catch viewers up on their favorite shows before the new season premieres. To get the free downloads, visit abc.com starting today and click the "Million Hit Lowdown" link, which will redirect you to the iTunes store where you will be able to download one of the finales for free. And finally, CBS is streaming several season premieres on Google Video beginning today. You can check out new shows Smith and The Class along with returning comedy The New Adventures of Old Christine for free now (click HERE for more).

To get more of today's biggest TV news and headlines, visit the TV News section at PassTheRemote.Net.

That's all for today. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for a preview of the new season of CBS' The Amazing Race. I've seen it, and I'll let you know why you should too. Plus, Friday Fun featuring a PTR favorite who's headed to the big screen this weekend and all the latest TV news!


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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Summer's Best Episodes! Plus New Shows Go to iTunes

As faithful PTR readers know, we wrapped up our Best Episodes of the Season last week. But the regular season shows shouldn't have all the fun. This summer's crop of shows provided plenty of first-rate entertainment and excitement, so today, it's their turn to make the list. The rules are the same as the regular season awards, but here's a refresher. All of the shows and their episodes are from summer television only. All episodes aired between June and September 2006. Each episode that made the final list moved me in some way; either by making me laugh out loud, cry my eyes out or just left me with that "wow" feeling that stays with you for a few days. So basically, it's completely subjective! And now without further adieu, PTR presents the 5 Best Episodes of the Summer.

5: "9 Lives" - Psych
This brand new show was a welcomed addition to the summer television landscape. It brought humor and it gave us two interesting and fun characters. One of the series' funniest hours came in the form of a cat. Shawn really hit it off with this cat, the only witness in a murder that was disguised to look like a suicide. Much to Gus' dismay, Shawn brought the cat along everywhere. The cat rode in the front seat of the car because he got car sick in the back, prompting Gus to feel that Shawn cared more about the cat. The funniest line of the night came during the early moments of the episode when Shawn first discovered the cat "witness" at the crime scene. The detective insisted that there weren't any witnesses, so Shawn declared that he was going to interview "that cat." Cut to the cat cleaning his nether regions, which prompts Shawn to say, "As soon as he's finished licking himself." Written by Andy Berman and directed by Matt Shakman. BONUS: Download this episode from iTunes.

4: "The Gospel According to Collier" - The 4400
The hopeless romantic in me had to include this Diana-heavy outing to the list. On top of the romance, though, there was also an interesting story about Jordan Collier. Apparently, he couldn't remember who he was or what he was supposed to be doing after returning from the dead. He had been around the world prophesizing about the future and the catastrophes it holds. His return gave Kyle the "Get Out of Jail Free" card that he needed and it sent Isabelle to Dennis Ryland's side. It also set up the ultimate showdown in the finale that has us still wondering where this is all going next season. And of course, this is also the episode where Diana met Ben and they shared their grocery shopping and a hot kiss at Ben's photo exhibit. A future filled with catastrophes and a budding romance -- what else can you ask for in a single episode? Written by Ira Steven Behr and Craig Sweeney and directed by Frederick E.O. Toye.

3: "To Protect & to Serve" - The Closer
This comedy of errors episode had me laughing, feeling disgusted and stressed out all over the course of the hour. The episode opened with Provenza and Flynn deciding whether a dead body in Provenza's garage should keep them from their great seats at the Dodgers game. Provenza convinced Flynn to go to the game and then call the police when they got back. After all, a dead body isn't going anywhere, right? Wrong! When the two finally got back after car troubles caused them to miss the game, they opened the garage and found no body. They tracked down other crime scenes until they finally found the body from the garage. In order to keep them out of hot water, Brenda got involved in the cover-up and she and the team solved the crime before anyone was the wiser. Just watching Brenda get angrier and angrier as she learned what happened is worth the price of admission. A hilarious bathroom scene is the icing on the cake! Written by Adam Belanoff and directed by Elodie Keene.

2: "Spellingg Bee" - Psych
Hands down, one of the funniest episodes of any show ever. I hadn't laughed as hard as I laughed during this hour in a very long time. After the judge at a local spelling bee turns up dead, Shawn and Gus (a self-professed spelling bee nerd) stepped in to help the detectives solve the case. The funniest scene of the episode transpires when Shawn has to fill in as the judge while he and Gus are examining the judge's box. The announcer asked for the word, and Shawn gave him "banana." Gus freaked out because the bee was in a higher level round. The perplexed contestant asked for a definition and then for the word to be used in a sentence. A frustrated Shawn fired back from the booth and the results are pure comic gold. This episode is a "must see" for anyone who needs a good laugh. Written by Steve Franks and directed by Mel Damski. BONUS: Download this episode from iTunes.

And the #1 episode of the summer goes to...

1: "Gone" - The 4400
This special 2-week event showed us how far Diana and Tom would go to get Maia back. The first hour focused on the young 4400's disappearance as her supposed sister came to town. Her "sister" kidnapped her along with some of the other 4400 children and kept them in an empty house. Things seemed very grim until we learned that the woman posing as Maia's sister was really from the future and she needed the kids' help in order to ensure that the catastrophe doesn't take place. Diana and Tom closed in on the house and began to break down the door as we saw Maia and the future on the other side preparing to take Maia back and put her in a different point of time. The NTAC agents broke down the door, but there was no Maia and no future -- just an empty house and no trace of the children. The second hour focused on Diana's realization that she had a daughter (the future had engineered it so the present didn't remember any of the children) and her fight to get her back. Realizing that it was hopeless, she slipped into a deep depression and lost the will to go on. Tom decided to help his partner by arranging a meeting with the future. In exchange for Maia, he agreed to kill Isabelle. The episode showed how important Maia had become to Diana and the lengths Diana was willing to go to save her daughter. Part 1 written by Bruce Miller and directed by Morgan Beggs, and Part 2 written by Darcy Meyers and directed by Scott Peters.

Well, there you have it -- the complete list of PTR's Best Episodes of the Summer! Do you agree? Disagree? Are there episodes that PTR left off the list? Leave me a comment with your thoughts on the list.


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*And finally, some of the fall's most anticipated new shows are heading to iTunes. The multimedia download service will welcome episodes of NBC's Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and ABC's The Nine this fall. Episodes from both shows will be available the day after their network airdate. Warner Brothers Television producers both series, making the landmark digital distribution agreements a first. The respective networks will own the rights to rebroadcast the series on their web sites and other non-permanent and streaming video outlets while Warner Bros. will control the rights to permanent downloads on services such as iTunes and AOL. Both shows will be available after their network debuts.

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