Monday, January 07, 2008

Miss America Gets a 'Reality Check'

By LillyKat / PTR Staff Writer

"This is not your mother’s Miss America."

Thank God.

It’s about time.

Given we’ve entered our writer-strike-shortened, going-going-gone phase of most of this season’s regular primetime favorites, I tuned into the premiere of TLC’s Miss America: Reality Check hosted by Ugly Betty’s Michael Urie this past Friday … and, I have to say, it’s worth a second look.

Now, I have to preface ALL of this by saying: I’m not a big fan of “reality” television.

In fact, if PTR Fave Kathryn Morris and I were sharing a Tivo, we’d likely fight over its programming given her appreciation for certain reality series and my … well, dislike for them. What can I say … something about the absurd voyeurism of certain shows that shall not be named just doesn’t do it for me.

That said, I occasionally tune into a reality series when it a) strikes me as different; b) seems to be not necessarily poking fun at every nuance of human behavior; c) seems to be making a constructive rather than destructive statement; d) seems to offer a challenge to not only the people on the show but the people watching the show.

Miss America: Reality Check does just that.

The basic premise: All 52 contestants of this year’s Miss America Pageant live in a house together for four weeks to essentially forget everything they’ve ever learned about being “pageant” girls, and instead get a huge makeover of not only themselves but of their understanding and perception of how the general public perceives the long-dated pageant.

And boy, a lot of us see the darn thing as dated.

I confess I’m not all that keen looking to a beauty pageant to give us the vision of the quintessential American woman, especially given this particular pageant seems a relic of its former glory days.

But interestingly, it’s those glory days that are being called into question and challenged on the show. That is, many average Americans feel the pageants of yesteryear actually stood for something. More importantly, the women stood for something. As such, families sat down to watch the pageant not to mock or make fun of the girls, but to admire those participating as some of the best America had to offer.

Now, I’m not saying we all need to run out and watch the pageant, or that Miss America is the only version of an American woman. But the show’s challenge to the relic the pageant has become – with women wandering around looking unlike anything resembling a human, and instead, resembling robots complete with equally robotic intelligence – is an interesting premise.

The truth is, these girls are not robotic, they are not shells of personality, they are not just Vaseline and hairspray and make-up and ball gowns and swimsuits. Some are pretty darn sharp. Pretty darn funny. Pretty darn interesting.

And there may, in fact, still truly be something to being Miss America.

New episodes of Miss America: Reality Check air Fridays at 10 p.m. on TLC, with repeats scheduled throughout the week. It is only a four-part series scheduled to wrap up on January 25th right before the actual pageant (scheduled for January 26th, whereby for the first time ever, the American public will vote for the winner). You can visit the official site for all the additional info.

Photos: TLC.com

Lilly Uncovers a Serial Bomber

I was so glad to have my Cold Case back that this week's episode could have sucked and I still would have loved it (luckily for the rest of you, it didn't). Couple that with the fact that this ongoing writers strike leaves us with only one more episode (by my count - let's hope I'm wrong), and you get the perfect situation for the crime drama because they can do no wrong this week or in two weeks. Seriously, I'm holding on so tightly to these final new episodes that the heaping dose of strike reality we're about to get is going to have to pry my fingers off of them. Oh, I'm going to miss my Lilly and co. Reruns on TNT (and most likely CBS as well), are going to be lifesavers during these troubling times, but it won't be the same. Anyway, this week's outing was one of those episodes that focuses on the killer rather than the victim (or in this case, victims). I always like these sorts of stories because they're more psychological than the typical whodunit formula. When Psych's Lassie (Timothy Omundson) popped up on screen, my antenna was raised and I tried to do my best Shawn and Gus observation skills, but it turned out that he was innocent. His brother -- not so much.

Speaking of Alessandro, his own tragic story caused me to feel very torn about this case. I was horrified for the victims of the music box bombings (the poor soldier who can't wear his new wedding ring because the lower part of his arm is now blown off and the young Big Box employee both broke my heart), but Alessandro's story left me with such a feeling of deep sadness. He had everything and lost it all: his job, his house, his wife and worst of all, his young daughter to cancer. And while none of it is the fault of his victims, it's easy to see where all of these events collectively could warp someone's mind to believe that others were to blame. The loss of his daughter was devastating and it left a void so big that he wanted his own brother to feel the same emptiness. My heart was in my throat during those final minutes when we weren't sure where the bomb was, then it was with Luke's daughter and THEN it went off!! My stomach was in knots as we watched Lilly pull up to that home not knowing what she'd find. Thankfully, Vera and Kat got to Luke's family before the bomb went off, but it had to be close. Too close.

LOVED: Stillman's conversation with Alessandro at the 20th Street Station, the heart-pounding sense of urgency, going inside Alessandro's head, seeing Lilly panic as she frantically called Vera to get Luke's family out of the house, the ending song "Apologize" by One Republic, and the acting on behalf of the entire cast (regular and guest).

Finally, am I the only one who doesn't like ADA Thomas?? She's always screwing over the CC detectives (not sure why Scotty likes her considering that he seems to be her favorite target). ADA Thomas aside, I LOVED this one, so CC moves to 12-0 on the season.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Teams Stop to Smell the Roses

We said goodbye to the Goth Couple last week, but more importantly, we watched Jen and Nate go from a happy twosome to a name-calling, finger-pointing duo who couldn't find their clue in a local newspaper, "sew" flowers into a lei or navigate the stressful task that is The Amazing Race. Of course, they weren't the only two having problems -- Ron continued his usual berating routine. Which team will self-destruct first? Oh, and who will be eliminated this week? Here are PTR's "live" thoughts:

OK Ron, now that you've just acknowledged your problem with exploding in any given situation, how 'bout you put your money where your mouth is and actually quit doing it this time??!! Let's see how long you make it this week. You're going to have HUGE competition from Jen and Nate who are attempting to quit arguing so much. Oh boy. Who are you guys laying odds on to screw up first? Ron? Me too!

Ding, ding, ding!! We have a winner! Ron lost it over the difference between "direct" and "non-stop" flights and then carried that through into full-fledged hissy fit when the cab dropped them off outside the wrong part of the airport. Talk about your short fuses! Well, this means that Jen and Nate have won the War of the Tempers this week and we're only 10 minutes in. Sad. Let's see how long they can keep their cool.

While this critical contest was taking place, TK and Rachel managed to get themselves on a 2-stop flight to Osaka, Japan (definitely not non-stop or direct, Ron). Question is, how far behind the other teams is this going to make them?

Jen and Nate are psyched because they're the first ones off the flight and on their way to the next clue. In fact, they're so happy, they're actually getting along! They're being goofy and smiley, and they're even laughing!! It's going to be so devastating when they find out that Christina speaks Japanese and plans to use it to her advantage.

Of course, speaking the language does nothing for you if you can't find the clue box! Suck on that, "high 'flautin education" (TM Don). Now, she has decided that she's never driving in Japan. Oh snap! The Roadblock requires one team member to drive a taxi through the streets of Osaka. Christina's a back seat driver!! Pick her!!

Yes!! She's doing it! Meanwhile, Jen is too busy worrying about how she looks in the taxi outfit to realize that the location is in Japanese. OK, now it just hit her. Let's hope she can keep it together. She totally kept her cool despite confusing signs, one-way streets, and very little English, so this leads me to believe that my original assertion (Nate is the problem) was correct.

Nate, why are you trying to blow this great rapport you have going on with your girlfriend/teammate?? At least pretend like you're interested in what she went through!

The flower challenge caused a small almost fight between Nate and Jen, but it was minor and I'm going to let it slide since they've been doing so well this leg. Uh-oh, taxi troubles might cause a bigger blow-up. And now, he apparently pushed her. You never know what's going to set these two off. They have to keep it together and finally nab first place! Why am I rooting for them?? It must be Jen because it's certainly NOT Nate.

You know, even Ron did pretty well this leg. Maybe a leopard can change its spots. Then again, maybe this leg just wasn't quite as stressful as the last one.

It's neck and neck, but Ron and Christina just landed on the mat in first place (boo!!), making Jen and Nate bridesmaids once again. Meanwhile, TK and Rachel landed in last thanks to that crazy flight plan at the beginning of the leg. BUT, it's non-elimination, so they'll be facing the Speed Bump and they'll have to overcome their 3-hour deficit next week.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Bare 'Bones' Until May Sweeps

Call it "The Strike Effect" or whatever you will, but Fox's Bones is the latest victim in the ongoing Writer's Strike. From TV Guide's Mike Ausiello:

A reliable source at Fox confirms reports that the final three pre-strike episodes of Bones are being held until May sweeps. Sucky, right? Wait, there's more. The show is relocating to Mondays at 8 pm, where it will be followed by original installments of the Julianna Margulies courtroom drama Canterbury's Law. The Bones/CLAW combo kicks off on April 28. (This season, May sweeps runs from April 24 to May 21. Call it Mapril sweeps.) The decision to hold Bones until May is the clearest sign yet that Fox is bracing for a long strike.

But with that depressing news out of the way, here's a little silver lining to cheer you up: Those three pre-strike Bones eppys are being joined by a fourth never-before-seen installment. Per my source, the infamous school-shooting-themed outing that was pulled last season in the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre has been "tweaked slightly" and is scheduled to see the light of day in May.


Looks likes it's "Good news, VERY bad news" for us. I am psyched to finally see that pulled episode from last season, but bummed to wait until the end of April for new installments of this delightful show. Further evidence that we need this strike to reach a fair end, so please click on the link on the right side of this blog and purchase pencils for the Pencils2MediaMoguls campaign. Be a part of the movement for a speedy and fair resolution for all (including you, the fans).

Get Your Grammy Moment

From CBS:

THE RECORDING ACADEMY® + CBS INTERACTIVE + YOUTUBE + FOO FIGHTERS = "MY GRAMMY® MOMENT" 2008

UNSIGNED MUSICIANS VIE FOR A PERFORMANCE OPPORTUNITY WITH THE GRAMMY-NOMINATED BAND ON "THE 50TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS," SCHEDULED TO BE BROADCAST SUNDAY, FEB. 10 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK

Following the successful "My GRAMMY® Moment" segment with Justin Timberlake on last year's telecast, The Recording Academy, CBS Interactive and YouTube will present the second installment: "My GRAMMY Moment" 2008 for THE 50th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS, scheduled to be broadcast live from STAPLES Center in Los Angeles, Sunday, Feb. 10 (8:00-11:30 PM, live ET/delayed PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Continuing its mission of discovering and nurturing music makers, this year The Academy is giving unsigned instrumentalists the opportunity to vie for a performance slot with current five-time GRAMMY-nominated rock band Foo Fighters. Interested musicians should upload onto YouTube (www.youtube.com/mygrammymoment) — the official online partner of "My GRAMMY Moment" 2008 — up to a 60-second solo performance video showcasing their talent. Performers and presenters for THE 50th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS will be announced in the coming weeks.

As part of a five-and-a-half-week event, which begins today and culminates on the Grammy Awards telecast, The Academy will work with CBS Interactive and YouTube to conduct a nationwide search with musicians uploading user-generated performance videos. The top 45 artists will be determined by a Grammy Blue Ribbon Panel, with the public voting and representatives of The Recording Academy to narrow the field to up to 20 semi-finalists who will perform with the Foo Fighters as part of an orchestra. The voting public will eventually select one winner to be the featured instrumentalist. Users may log on to CBS.com or directly to YouTube to access the video submissions, video viewing and voting site http://youtube.com/mygrammymoment. "My GRAMMY Moment" 2008 content will also be available on the CBS Audience Network and its more than 200 online partners.

All entries should be submitted by January 20th. Visit http://youtube.com/mygrammymoment for more on the contest

Monday, December 31, 2007

Teams Lei it All on the Line

We finally got a non-elimination round last week! And it came with a new twist: the Speed Bump. This week, Kynt and Vyxsin will have to complete an extra task while still trying to stay in the race. How will it all turn out? Here are this week's "live" thoughts.

Damn! Things are looking up for Jen/Nathan! It's not that I'm rooting for their relationship to fail (OK, maybe just a little, but it's only because Nate is a jerk and Jen deserves better!), but them not getting along = excellent TV. This whole "on an upswing" thing probably won't last long anyway.

Meanwhile, Ron is busy professing that he's going to stop giving his daughter such a hard time and blah, blah, blah for the one millionth time this race! Chances are he won't, and we'll have to listen to it again next week - if they make it that far.

Jen's confused why she and Nate don't get the flights before hand like everybody else. Because I like you Jen, I'm going to give you a little tip: telephones and Internet. I'll let you piece the rest together.

Kynt and Vyxsin just pulled an airport fast one! They faked out TK and Rachel and found a flight that arrived in Mumbai more than 2 hours before them! And then, their slightly later flight arrived in Mumbai before the first flight (carrying the other teams), putting them in first! Unfortunately for them, the newsstand doesn't open until 6am, allowing everyone else to catch-up.

Yes!! "Fighting Jen and Nate" is back!! That didn't take long. They're fighting over a clue hidden in the newspaper. It's going to be a long leg for them and a funny one for us!

SPEED BUMP!!! Kynt and Vyxsin have to perform yoga before they can get to work on the Detour. Let's hope Jen and Nate's inability to find the ad placed them far enough behind to make this an interesting race.

Proving once again that a leopard really can't change its spots, Ron is back to berating his daughter. This time, it's due to too little paste. And now it's the lack of a stool. And now the poster's alignment. All of this means we'll definitely be listening to his same pre-leg routine next week (insert eye-roll smiley here).

Oh snap! Jen just gave it right back to Nate! He couldn't understand why she couldn't thread the flowers properly (being that she's a girl and all girls do is play with flowers and sew, of course) and she told him that she couldn't understand why he couldn't row since he's a guy! Being the thickheaded guy that he is, he obviously missed the point and declared that he's not used to rowing (but apparently, Jen's supposed to be used to sewing). Wow, they're really self-destructing faster than I expected. Everything was all jolly and happy when the thing started and now, it's low blows and eye rolls.

It seems Nate/Jen have competition in the dysfunctional department from Ron/Christina. I'm not sure who is worse - Ron or Nate. It's too close to call at this juncture. Ron's probably going to put a lid on it for now since he and Christina are finished with the Detour.

Wow! Jen and Nate just dodged a HUGE bullet! And Kynt and Vyxsin made a HUGE mistake! They U-Turned a team that was already ahead of them! And to celebrate, Nate/Jen are having a sweet moment. Who knew these two actually liked each other?? Not anyone who has seen them in stressful situations.

TK and Rachel just landed at the Pit Stop in first place thanks to TK's awesome job at the Roadblock.

Speaking of the Roadblock, Jen is rockin' this thing! She's surprisingly strong for being so small! Too bad she forgot to get the receipt at the first delivery point. That's OK because Kynt gave his copy of both receipts to the homeowners.

Jen's stressing because they can't find the Pit Stop and Kynt and Vyxsin are hot on their tail. This is definitely going to be a close one. Who will land at the Pit Stop first??!! And it's... Nate and Jen! Bummer because this means that Kynt and Vyxsin have both been eliminated from the race. But on a positive note, we will get at least one more chapter of As Jen & Nate's World Turns next week. Will they be up or down? Depends on the stress level.

Were you as bummed to see Kynt and Vyxsin go as I was? Leave me a comment with your thoughts.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

USA Cancels Two Faves

Cable's USA Network has decided NOT to renew two summer favorites. Both The 4400 and The Dead Zone aired their final episodes this past September. In a press release obtained by TV Guide's Mike Ausiello, Exec. VP of Original Programming Jeff Wachtel expresses his "deep sadness" over the decision. "We wish we could keep all our great shows alive forever. But we feel we need to give some of our new shows a platform to grow, and it's with great sadness that we say goodbye to two shows that had a great run and helped create the resurgence of original programming on our network and on all of cable."

Meanwhile, The 4400 series creator Scott Peters addressed the bad news with the show's fans on USA's message board. "So let me raise my metaphorical glass to you all and thank you for being so loyal and so dedicated. I wish we could go on forever, but the party has come to an end. Be well and on behalf of all of us at The 4400 -- thank you, it's been a pleasure."

Sorry for the two HUGE lumps of coal today. But remember that awesome Kathryn Morris video that LillyKat posted AND the exciting new trailer for Kristen Bell's new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall that we posted just the other day? See, PTR is all about spreading the holiday cheer!

In other recent TV news, ABC has decided to give Lost a new time slot when it returns next month. The series moves to Thursday nights at 9 p.m. ET instead of its usual Wednesday slot. The highly anticipated return comes January 31st after current time slot holder Grey's Anatomy runs out of new episodes.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Previewing 'Sarah Marshall'

'Tis the season for giving, so PTR is giving you the gift of *NEW* Kristen Bell. You're welcome. First, new Kathryn Morris video and now this! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! Anyway, the former Veronica Mars star (and current Heroes shocker) stars in the big screen's Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The film, about a man (How I Met Your Mother's Jason Segel) who takes a trip to Hawaii to forget his ex-girlfriend (Bell), but winds up in the room next door to her and her new boyfriend, is from the same people who brought you Knocked Up and The 40-Year Old Virgin. Here is an early look at the official trailer:


Forgetting Sarah Marshall is scheduled to hit the big screen this summer. For more on the film, visit www.forgettingsarahmarshall.com.

Kathryn Morris Makes a 'Case' for Locks of Love

By LillyKat
PTR Staff Writer


In the spirit of the holiday season, leave it to PTR Fave Kathryn Morris to inspire us with a little love.

Locks of Love, that is.

Back in November, Morris lended her support to an event for Locks of Love, a non-profit organization that provides hairpieces to financially disadvantaged children suffering from long-term medical hair loss.

"A few months ago, I met this young lady named Moriah," says Morris. "She had this long glorious hair, and I said, ‘Your hair is so beautiful.’ And she said, ‘I’m growing it out. I’m donating my hair to Locks of Love for the fourth time.’ I was so inspired by this girl that I really wanted to know more about the organization."

Morris continues to be inspired by the young girls and children who get involved to donate their hair for more than just cancer victims.

"They’re finding that the hair is not just used for cancer victims," says Morris. "It’s also used for people who have alopecia. And, when young girls know they can donate their healthy hair [to other children and adults], it’s a real gift. It’s a small thing they can do, and they [can] bond together in kind of a sorority of hair - I’ve been very inspired by that."

You can watch video of Kathryn at the event over at ET Online.

(Thanks kindly to the good folks at the Look Again Forum for the heads-up).

Kyra, Glenn do the Double w/ SAG Awards Noms

By LillyKat / PTR Staff Writer

'Tis the season for award nominations.

Even with the ongoing writers strike.

After earning Golden Globe nominations for Best Actress in a TV Drama, PTR faves Glenn Close (Damages) and Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer) also earned Screen Actors Guild (SAG) nominations for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series. Additionally, the gang over at The Closer were also nominated for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series.

SAG will honor its own and celebrate the 75th anniversary of its founding at the 14th Annual Actors® ceremony on Sunday, Jan. 27, 2008, at the Los Angeles Shrine Exposition Center, simulcast live nationally on TNT and TBS at 8 p.m. ET/PT, 7 p.m. CT, and 6 p.m. MT.

And, unlike the still-in-doubt-what-are-we-going-to-do-with the Golden Globes telecast if the Writers Guild of America (WGA) is still on strike (and actors/actresses are no-shows at the event), the WGA has already granted permission for one of its members to write for the SAG ceremony, thus potentially leaving the SAG Awards as the only major televised film honors to be broadcast as planned come 2008.

Sources: SAG Awards; AP

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

WGA Rejects Waivers for Globes, Oscars Telecasts

By LillyKat
PTR Staff Writer


From United Hollywood

LOS ANGELES – The Writers Guild has notified the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and dick clark productions that their requests for an agreement to allow writers to prepare material for the 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards show have been denied.

The Guild has also denied a request from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for a waiver in connection with the use of clips from motion pictures and past Academy Awards shows for use during the annual Academy Awards presentation.

In letters to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, WGAW President Patric M. Verrone described the Guild’s respect and admiration for both organizations, explaining that:

“Writers are engaged in a crucial struggle to achieve a collective bargaining agreement that will protect their compensation and intellectual property rights now and in the future. We must do everything we can to bring our negotiations to a swift and fair conclusion for the benefit of writers and all those who are being harmed by the companies’ failure to engage in serious negotiations.”

The signatories producing the Golden Globes and the Oscars are West Coast signatories. The WGAW’s Board of Directors concluded, reluctantly, that granting exceptions for the Golden Globes or the Academy Awards would not advance that goal.

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So folks, unless we have a strike settlement before either awards telecast (Globes in January; Oscars in February), the networks are going to have to get pretty creative on how they broadcast either ceremony. This would also need to include figuring out how to deal with the very real possibility that many of the top talents nominated for these awards will boycott both shows as a sign of solidarity with striking writers.

Stay tuned for more As The Strike World Turns.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Pencils Delivered

Last week, United Hollywood made its first delivery of pencils to the media moguls behind NBC, Disney, and Universal in their successful Pencils2MediaMoguls campaign. According to a report posted at United Hollywood, the pencils were turned down at all three locations (the turned away pencils are being donated to help children and schools that need them). Jeffrey Berman wrote the following about the event from December 11th on the UH site:

Ron [Moore] told the guard we were here to deliver the pencils to [NBC Executive] Jeff Zucker and the guard turned us away. I used their company phone and called Zucker's office and asked his secretary if at the very least Mr. Zucker could come down and address us. She promptly hung up on me.

We then rolled the pencils over to Disney and asked for Bob Iger. The guard told us they weren't accepting deliveries at the main gate. So Ron asks which gate they would accept them, and the guard calmly responds, "We're not accepting deliveries at any gate."

At Universal they wouldn't even let me near the front gate. A policeman told me he had already spoken to the main office and they didn't want our delivery.
Click over to United Hollywood for the full report. You can also check out more photos from the event HERE. All photos are courtesy of United Hollywood. Most importantly, don't forget to click the box on the right of this blog and make your donation to Pencils2Media moguls. We need to encourage a fair end to this strike as soon as possible.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

'Damages' is Golden; Kyra to 'Close' in on Two?

By LillyKat / PTR Staff Writer

Patty Hewes would be so proud.

BJ wouldn't be too disappointed, either.

FX Networks (and PTR Fave) Damages lead the television series nominations for the 65th Annual Golden Globe awards, earning nods for Best Television Series (Drama), Best Actress in a TV Drama (Glenn Close), Best Supporting Actress in a TV Drama (Rose Byrne), and Best Supporting Actor in a TV Drama (Ted Danson).

Additionally, PTR Fave Kyra Sedgwick has earned her third Best Actress in a TV Drama nomination for her role as Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson on TNT's The Closer. We remember she won last year - can she make it two in a row? It's a packed category this year.

The Globes are scheduled to be broadcast on January 13th on NBC, but the ongoing writers strike could put a significant dent in that plan. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has requested the Writers Guild of America (WGA) grant the award ceremony production a waiver so the Globes could use writers on the show. But if the WGA rejects the request, we may have a less-than-entertaining show to watch - especially if fellow actors and actresses refuse to cross the strike picket line and not attend the show.

Stay tuned.

Photos: FX; TNT
Sources: TV Week; Official Golden Globes Site

Monday, December 10, 2007

A 'Cold' History Lesson

They say those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Whenever Cold Case takes us for a journey back in time, it's packed with things I hope we never repeat. Last night's history lesson focused on our country's shameful practice of placing Japanese-Americans into internment camps during WWII. It's one thing to read about it in a history textbook, but it's another to watch characters go through that painful chapter in our history. I watched Ray and his family register and check in to their shared shanty, and I found myself outraged that this country put its citizens through such unfair and discriminatory behavior (on more than one occasion, I'm afraid). Of course, all of that is in the past where it will hopefully serve as a warning for our present and future. In the end of Ray's tragic story, it wasn't the internment camp that got him killed. It was old-fashioned hate brought on by the horrors of war. Well that, and a good shove down a nasty flight of stairs during a heated fistfight. I wasn't sure how the CC writers were going to find an appropriate song to close the episode. After all, it wasn't just Ray's murder, but also Billy's death and a family's pain that needed to be wrapped up just right with the fitting musical wrapping paper. There was no closing song, though, just the beautiful underscore playing underneath Billy's moving words in that letter he wrote to his father right before his death. Yet another well done break in the usual formula. This show knows when to take the right risks.

One risk they thankfully didn't take was having Stillman (a.k.a. the best boss EVER!!) retire. I had a split second panic attack when Scotty told Lilly that Stillman had turned in his retirement papers, but I quickly recovered when my sensible side kicked in and reassured me that CC would never do something so wrong. I did love, though, that it was Lil who got Stillman back in the game. First, she "accidentally" left that file on the bar next to him. She knew he'd read it and do some of his own investigating. Then, she ambushed him at the bar and gave him a good dose of "these are the people we fight for." By the end of the episode, he was moving back into his comfy office. Nice job, Lil! Speaking of Lil, how awesomely "wink, wink" was that conversation between her and Scotty about dating ADAs??!! They both should know! Oil and water, indeed. And now I'm jonesing for some ADA Kite and Lilly. Cold Case scores again and moves to 11-0 on the season.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Teams Row, Row, Row their Boats

Last week, I begged the TAR gods to make the blondes go away and I got my wish! In a thrilling counting Detour, the blondes self destructed and wound up in last place and off the Race. It was a very happy moment for me. Who will be eliminated next? I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to smell that familiar sent Eau de Non-Elimination. Here are this week's "live thoughts."

So, Jennifer is using this race to determine whether or not she and Nathan should stay together. I'm going to go ahead and start celebrating early because Nate is sooo history!

AIRPORT DRAMA ALERT! Let's play Who Was Smarter? Will it be TK and Rachel for staying in line for Czech Airline or Kynt and Vyxsin for visiting the travel agent? And more importantly, WTH has gotten into Azaria??!! He's berating his sister! Not cool. Going back to our original question, it seems that it's a draw. Both methods have the teams landing in Dubrovnik at 11:20 am. Meanwhile, Jen and Nathan got screwed at the ticket counter, but got back on the right track at the travel agent and the brother/sister team just got screwed by the travel agent who sold them business class instead of economy - a total no-no on The Amazing Race.

But wait! There's a magical TAR commercial break. And the commercial break produced... DELAYS!! TK/Rachel and the grandfather/grandson missed their connecting flight to Dubrovnik thanks to those delays. Meanwhile, the other three teams landed in Dubrovnik on time.

OK right now, I have MAJOR zip line envy! The view, the thrill, the sound of Ron chucking up his lunch!

Zip line envy moment #2 for the night. And they got to splash into the beautiful water too! Not fair!

Oh yes!!! A rowing challenge. I think we all remember how south this thing went a couple seasons back with the beauty queens and the infamous Rob and Kim. CLASSIC TAR moments. It seems so easy, and yet, no one ever gets it right, which of course leads to some hilarious in-team fighting. I'll shut up now because Jen and Nate are attempting to row and this is going to get good. The insults are starting, now the finger pointing, and we're moving right along to total team and relationship meltdown. Jen HATES! Nate and she's so done with him. Told ya he was sooo history! This dysfunctional rowing moment was brought to you by Rob and Kim.

Does anyone know where the brother/sister team is?? We haven't checked in with them in awhile.

Oh, things between Nate and Jen are getting so good now. The taxi diver refused to give them a ride because they were wet (the water-logged are always discriminated against!), but gave Christina and Ron a ride. Jen freaked and when Nate tried to calm her down, she insisted that their relationship "sucks." Acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Yup, he's so gone.

TK and Rachel finally made it to Dubrovnik! Wow, brother/sister must really be behind! I hope this really is a non-elim round and not just my wishful thinking.

Ron and Christina just finished in first place. Even better, Jen and Nathan landed in second, but had to go back to the Detour location because they didn't take a "legal form of transportation" to the Pit Stop. Jen is now in full-fledged meltdown mode and is declaring that she doesn't want to be here anymore. Unfortunately for her, they still landed in third.

Call off the search! Azaria and Hendekea are alive and well and finally in Dubrovnik! Now if they could just catch up with the other lagging teams...

They're within eyesight of granfather/grandson! We have ourselves a race here! Both teams are in taxis, but it's hard to tell if it's really neck and neck or just editing. We just got a "Phil Point," so someone's coming. Who will it be... grandfather/grandson, leaving Azaria and Hendekea in last place and eliminated from the race. Major bummer!

Were you as bummed to see Azaria and Hendekea go as I was? Leave me a comment with your thoughts.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Janitor Finds a Lady Friend

You know how you pretend to be a better version of yourself when you first start dating someone? You hide your flaws, weird quirks and secret hobbies just in case one or more sabotages the thing before it even takes off. Well, Janitor feels your pain. He didn't just pretend to be a better version of himself, nope; he took it to a whole different level by erasing every thread of himself in order to have a chance with Lady. Normally, I would advocate against losing yourself in a relationship, but in Janitor's case, I think it just might be a good idea. Of course, I'm biased because the story line made me laugh. There were many other things that made me laugh tonight including: Janitor's "smitten voice," the game of "Smelly Belly," the moment JD realized he wanted to be a doctor, everyone's obsession with rateyourdoc.org, Dr. Kelso and his "Muffins for Life" prize, The Todd pretending to be JD and Dr. Kelso's quest to finish the latest Harry Potter book without being spoiled. Now, here's a look at this week's best, funniest and all around awesome lines in this edition of the Scrubies.

The Scrubies
"Quick announcement -- I have signed Sacred Heart up for a web site called rateyourdoc.org where patients can evaluate and score their doctors. I think it's going to lead to better patient care and if along the way you all become paranoid and overly competitive, happy birthday to me!" Dr. Kelso to the staff

"Dr. Kelso, I became a doctor to save lives, heal wounds and occasionally, drop the MD bomb to pull hot tail in bars." JD

"Of course, I've only been a doctor for some twenty years and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know?" Dr. Cox to a patient who declined chemo because he read on Wikipedia that a raw food diet cures bone cancer

"Hell, Enid still thinks it's too snowy to go outside. I spray the windows with shaving cream to keep her out of the yard. Her wheelchair tears up the grass." Dr. Kelso to Janitor after proclaiming that lying is the best form of communication between men and women

If you have a line that you would like to nominate for a Scrubie, be sure to leave me a comment and I'll publish it in a future edition. And if you were loving tonight's ending song, Jump Little Children's "B-13," you can get it from iTunes.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

A Festive Sense of Kinship on ‘The Closer’


By LillyKat
PTR Staff Writer


Got RV?

Or better yet, go RVing?

With your parents.

And coworkers.

And murder suspect.

Must be Christmas in the world of Brenda Leigh Johnson.

Or, at the very least, a really interesting and creative homicide investigation.

The two-hour holiday special of The Closer sent us all RVing. Vicariously, anyway. Aptly titled “Next of Kin,” it was a cross between Where’s Waldo (er, Brenda), a Bing Crosby Christmas Special (thanks, Lieutenant Provenza) and a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie (‘cause I kind of felt all choked up at the end).

And in the true spirit of the holiday season, Brenda and Co. gave us some serious food for thought: how often do we actually question her?

Her methods?

Her ways?

And how much it all weighs on her in the end?

Another CCC (Classic Closer Curveball) I did NOT see coming.

I questioned Brenda’s actions.

For the first time ever.

The case centered on a group of serial bank robbers that ol’ Commander Taylor’s Robbery Homicide couldn’t quite get a handle on for the past 11 months. Chief Pope had seriously grown tired of having bank robbers play cowboys and Indians whilst shooting up parking lots and people.

BJ and Priority Homicide get the call to solve the case.

This most recent armored bank car heist seemed to have gone pretty darn bad. It was a job being worked from the inside – employee joins the security company that handles the routes of the armored car, gives it to his buddies, and voilá, bank robbery worth a whole lot of extra cash. Turns out the “insider” employee of the security company, Wesley Reed, wasn’t too keen on watching his fellow security guard friends get shot, or having his own partners turn on him. So, he up and flees to Georgia all the while leaving his little brother, Grady, behind to fend off the murder investigation. Not too cool considering his little bro’ is the only family member he’s got left in his life.

Ah, family.

Did someone say Georgia?

Christmas with the Johnsons?

Too bad mom and dad thought BJ and Fritz were actually coming to spend the holidays down South, not trying to extradite a suspect. Especially since mom and dad up and canceled their plans to RV-it down to Florida for a Johnson family-reunion-type Christmas.

Mom: “Your father’s not mad, Brenda Leigh. Just disappointed. The child that comes home to visit the least is the one you want to see the most.”
Awwww.

Did anyone just feel like slapping some sense into BJ for a minute? As in, it’s the holidays, and you’re using your parents to help you solve a murder investigation?

Questioning BJ’s actions #1.

But so begins the tale of Where’s Brenda, seeing as Wesley isn’t all that cooperative of a witness (go figure) – especially after Lieutenant Provenza and Lieutenant Flynn red-eye it over to Georgia to take Wesley back to Los Angeles only to have him act up a bomb threat in the Georgia airport that promptly gets all three of them on the Federal terrorist no-fly list.

Road trip!

All aboard!

Mom, dad, BJ, Fritz, Provenza, Flynn and Wesley board the RV, which was all shined up, festively decorated and spiffed out to head down to Florida before mom and dad aptly canceled their plans (read: now help Brenda with her suspect).

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me!

So, a couple of misplaced Perry Como Christmas CDs later (and mom doing one heck of a job of driving), Wesley still isn’t being all that cooperative, still is trying to escape wrecking dad’s RV, still throwing himself out a window and refusing to get back on the ol’ RV.

And then it really happens.

Lieutenant Provenza: “I don’t know if that was such a good idea, chief.”
Brenda: “If it gets him to talk, it’s a great idea. Before you get back on the RV, I want you to call Lieutenant Tao and have him go back to Wesley’s apartment and have him fake a crime scene depicting Grady’s murder.”
Whaaaat?

Yes, Wesley is a jerk.

Yes, he really needs to be thumped upside the head.

Yes, he’s a criminal.

But fudging about his little’ brother’s death, then getting him drunk to fess up about his partners-gone-wrong plans for yet another bank heist on Christmas Eve?

Fritz: “You know Wesley has a drug and alcohol problem …”
Brenda: “And his friends are killing people with Uzis. Pick your poison.”

Questioning BJ’s actions #2 and #3.

Now, this is not an easy to thing to do.

Brenda is So. Darn. Good.

Her absent-minded Southern charm coupled with wickedly keen investigative skills that put her at the top of her game and of which continues to reaffirm why she is worthy of the title of Deputy Chief.

We know she always gets her suspect. We know we’re probably going to laugh in the process. We know she fires off enough one line humdingers to fill up a book. We know we do not want to be sitting opposite her in the interview room. And we know there is the chocolate obsession.

Do we ever ask, “Is BJ right?”

If we do, it usually lasts about five milliseconds and is written off to her having a bad day. Yes, even BJ can take her work home with her. And yet, she’s got Fritz to balance it all out and give her a much needed reality check. This is unlike another homicide detective who is at her breaking point, haunted by nightmares, alone, isolated, depressed, drinking and still having nothing in her life to balance out her obsessive work nature.

Lilly Rush could learn a thing or two from BJ. As could the Cold Case writers on how to create tangible balance between the work and the personal lives of their characters. I’m sorry, but I don’t watch that show for the cases. I watch it for the detectives, and specifically, Lilly. Call me crazy, but didn’t that show start out being centered on the "lone female Philadelphia homicide detective who finds her calling working cold jobs?" I’m pretty sure every piece of first season promotional gear I read used that exact phrase. So, when did it become only about the predictable cold jobs, and the detectives falling into some sort of gray oblivion of emotional zombiehood?

The Closer, refreshingly, has not fallen into the procedural trap of recycled predictability and stagnant character growth. The show continually entertains and challenges the audience by striking a balance between the personal and professional. This episode followed on the heels of the revealing struggle Fritz and Brenda worked through in the season finale by giving us yet another glimpse into how Brenda makes her decisions – the decisions no one would want to have to make but of which she has to enter into on almost daily basis.

Brenda: “I feel just horrible about how I had to treat Wesley … But if I had to do it again, I wouldn’t change a thing.”
For BJ, this case hit her from both sides – personal values and professional responsibility. She had a job to do, but knew the process of how she went about doing that job this time out crushed her own family, and ultimately, made her question her own self. Yet she still emerged triumphant, if not substantially humbled trying to do the best she could whilst also being at fault.

This is the show’s absolute brilliance.

Striking a balance.

In the end, BJ was left to sort out the truth of her lie - especially after Wesley reneged on his deal to turn state’s evidence against his buddies, then sent a poignant videotaped Dear John to Brenda to look after Grady given he knew it was probably going to end badly for him.

And it did.

Brenda’s lie came back to haunt her, and she still ended up doing the right thing. She had a tough line to walk - had to do what was right for they system whilst figuring out how to explain it all to those closest to her.

Including the now orphaned Grady.

Perhaps most poignant was her true realization of the importance of her parents in her life.

Brenda: “[Wesley] told how me how lucky I am to have you – and I am!”
That bond – and the truth in that bond – both crushing and triumphant was what sealed this episode’s brilliant premise.

Dad: “You have a tough job. You have to make tough decisions.”
Brenda: “I try to do what’s right … I do … to the very best of my ability.”
Dad: “I guess if I had to trust anybody to make tough decisions, it’d haveto be my little girl.”

Like I said, can this show get any better?

Happy Holidays BJ and Co.

Look for The Closer’s fourth season to premiere in Summer 2008 on TNT.

Two 'Heroes' Fall

Why do shows like Lost and Heroes string us along all season (or in Heroes' case, half a season) with mediocre plots and so much mythology that I'm not even sure the writers understand it all -- just to wallop us with a kick-ass finale that leaves our heads spinning and our hearts wondering why we ever doubted this show??!! Why, I ask! It's just not fair. And with the continuing writers strike spelling out a bleak TV future that includes the looming sensation that most shows may not finish out their seasons past the 12 or so episodes they have in the bank, it makes this week's spectacular Heroes finale even more bittersweet. I'm psyched that they ended "Volume II" with a HUGE bang, but bummed that I might not get to follow the story until Fall 2008 at the earliest. Moving on because if I don't, I'm going to get all depressed over the current condition of this TV season. Did anyone else find themselves literally hanging on Every. Single. Moment?? It's no secret that I usually find this show's multi-story formula to be its biggest weakness (too many stories + too many characters = total viewer confusion), but this week, it worked in this episode's favor. It built up the suspense and had me glued through the entire hour. Every story was intense. Every story had real emotion. And every story advanced the plot and cleared up a lot of ambiguous elements from the first half of this season.

The promos promised that two heroes would die. The writing has been on the wall all season for Nicki, so no surprises there (although, the manner of her death was a shock -- I was so sure the virus was going to get her since Mohinder was distracted with Sylar). Nathan, on the other hand, was a shock for me. Of course, you can never be too sure that characters are actually dead on these sorts of shows, but assuming the older Petrelli bit the bullet last night (and in a very unsettling manner), you can go ahead and paint me shocked. I never liked Nathan, so no love lost on his passing, but I am a bit unnerved that the two dead heroes are two original heroes. Oh hell, I'm just glad my girl Kristen Bell survived to shock another season.

I really wish they had killed Sylar. I really HATE him! I know I'm supposed to and all, but I think I hate him more than the writers want me to (he has NO redeeming qualities). I was so hoping Elle would electrocute his evil butt. Even Adam, Mr. Let's- cleanse- humanity -with- a- horrible- infectious- virus, has redeeming qualities. Plus his motives, while totally whacko, at least make some sort of sense and he seems to be motivated by good versus Sylar's evil. A bit misguided, but still, he believes he's doing what's best for the world. Looks like he'll be spending those next 400 years six feet under, though. Let's just hope that the wait for the next new episode of Heroes is a little shorter.

Monday, December 03, 2007

'Case' Star Hits the Track for Charity

Cold Case may have taken this past Sunday off, but series star Kathryn Morris was busy kicking off a holiday toy drive at Pole Position Raceway in Corona, California. The effervescent actress was joined by fellow CBS stars Alex O'Loughlin (Moonlight) and Skeet Ulrich (Jericho) as well as NASCAR driver Stanton Barrett (Morris dates Barrett's brother David) yesterday (Dec. 2nd). The celebrity racing charity event put Morris and other attendees behind the wheel as they raced for a good cause. The race track is accepting toy donations from now until December 24th, and all of the toys will go to neighboring communities. Please visit Pole Position Raceway's site for more information. Here are a couple more photos from yesterday's event (as usual, thanks to the wonderful folks at Look Again for the heads up).

Morris poses with Moonlight star Alex O'Loughlin

Morris rounds a corner during the charity racing event at Pole Position Raceway

Cold Case will return this Sunday on CBS. In the new episode, Lilly and the gang investigate the 1945 murder of a man who moved his family to Philly after their release from a Japanese-American internment camp during WWII.

‘Tis the Season: ABC Family’s 25 Days of Xmas


By LillyKat
PTR Staff Writer


Did anyone notice it’s now December?

Where did the year go?

Anyways, if you’re anything like me, you’re now counting down how many shopping days you have left before you a) have to mail your gifts across the country so that they will arrive to extended family and friends before the big day; and, b) when is the absolute last day you could possibly brave the crowds to purchase for all the non-far-away-live-down-the-street-coworker-last-minute-gift people.

And, if you're anything like me, when you’re sitting down to either a) relax after mall mania; b) wrap presents you got from mall mania; or, c) just avoid mall mania altogether and do all your shopping online (smart!), be sure to tune into ABC Family’s 10th annual 25 Days of Christmas, which runs now through December 25th.

It features 200 hours of holiday programming, including two ABC Family Original Movies – Holiday in Handcuffs (December 9th) starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez and Snowglobe (December 15th) starring Christina Milian and Lorraine Bracco. In addition, ABC Family will host the basic cable premiere of the hit animated film The Incredibles (December 16th).

You can check out ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas Official Web site for complete programming schedules and lots of other cool stuff!