Ullman's Final 'State': Best Bits

By LillyKat
PTR Senior Staff Writer

Wait a minute.

Time out.

Flag on the play.

How could last night have been the season finale of Tracey Ullman's State of the Union? Didn't it just start? Got to love these cable shows - they are over before you know it, yet they leave you wanting more.

Best bits from the finale:

- Dignity Village: A Restylane free establishment where women over 35-years-old stand in direct sunlight and love it; old celebrities aren't afraid to eat; and where women aren't afraid to look like ... well, crap. Amen to that.

- Suzanne Somers: Has invented the equivalent of the gynecological stairmaster and found a way to market her own bowel movements. Wait, you mean she has not done this, yet?

- Dame Helen Mirren: Promoting Fish Out Those Old Teets at some goofball film festival not frequented by either Cameron Diaz or Dame Judi Dench. Poor Helen ... can't ever escape her younger-days reputation of having flashed her teets one too many times. *DISCLAIMER: I love Helen Mirren. She is well over 35-years-old, not afraid to stand in direct sunlight, knows that actresses are supposed eat, and does want to be seen in public Restylane free and without surgical enhancements. Go Helen.

Catch up on Tracey Ullman's State of the Union online at Showtime.