JD Gets By with a Little Help From His Friends

While PTR staff writer Turtlemama is lost in her sea of digital wonder (she just got a new Wii!!), I've been lost in digital hell! My wireless Internet went down, and I rely on it to transcribe your weekly dose of laughter in the form of the Scrubies. Well, it's back up now, so without further adeiu, here's this week's look at Scrubs, complete with the Scrubies.

OK, so JD is not dealing well with being dumped and he needs a little help from his friends. The only problem, his friends aren't exactly jumping at the opportunity to help. See, Turk has seen JD through too many break-ups reaching all the way back to college, Carla is cashing in her "I'm a new mother" excuse, Dr. Cox is well, Dr. Cox, and Eliot drew the slower bed pans (and the long string thanks to JD's new medical condition). In the end, it didn't matter because JD came to realize that he needed to stand on his own two feet. That doesn't mean that the journey wasn't hilarious and filled with funny things such as Turk's super-smart intern, JD's spy equipment, a patient who inhaled helium thinking it was oxygen and yelled "I'll kill you bitches!," Janitor on "vacation," JD's medical condition that causes him to pass out when he goes #2, a bed pan race to decide who takes care of JD, TheToddTime.com, Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen," an echoing Dr. Kelso, and JD's SUI (Scooting Under the Influence). Here's a look at this week's best, funniest and all around awesome lines in this week's edition of the Scrubies.


The Scrubies
DR. COX: "That doesn't look right."
JD: "What? What is it?"
DR. COX: "You have a penis. That's what I think it is."
JD: "It's a penis."
DR. COX: "Fair enough."

ELIOT: "Oh, my boobs do look good when they're wet, though, don't they?"
JD: "Yeah, they do!"

"Ah Billy. After the Arctic and Pacific, you're my favorite Ocean." JD after hearing Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen" on his scooter's radio

"And over here we have Dr. Turtlehead who is suffering from a severe case of the sulkeys. Symptoms include: bad posture, mopey face, and a sudden uncontrollable flailing of the upper extremities." Dr. Cox regarding an upset Turk

"Any other day I'd say no, but today I'm gonna go ahead and just say, 'No.'" Dr. Cox to Eliot and Carla after they ask him to help JD

"For the love of God! Mousse and twist!!" JD to a doctor having a hard time getting his hair where he wanted it

That's this week's edition of the Scrubies. If you have a line that you would like to nominate for a Scrubie, drop me a comment and I'll publish it in a future edition. As always, if you would like to discuss last night's Scrubs episode, leave me a comment with your thoughts. If you missed last night's hilarious outing, check it out on iTunes.


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