Friday, February 02, 2007

'Scrubs' Goes Inside Kelso's Head

There are certain topics that you should never bring up at work, and last night's episode of Scrubs highlighted the reasons behind one of them. The War in Iraq is too divisive for casual watercooler conversation, but since this is Scrubs, Dr. Cox and Laverne started a hilarious debate that quickly engulfed the entire staff at Sacred Heart. We also had a botched attempt at "Welcome Back Carla," Ted the Magic 8 Ball, Kelso's perspective, Private Dancer, a hysterical conversation between JD and Turk on comics, Kelso's "Johnny" tattoo, "The Iraq War for Idiots," Bob playing the role of head nurse, and cup quotes. Here's a look at last night's best, funniest and all around awesome lines in this week's edition of the Scrubies.

The Scrubies
"Oh please Laverne, global warming? Here's an 'Inconvenient Truth' for you -- nobody cares." Eliot right before she sprays her entire head with hairspray

"Slaggie, if you want to get people's attention, you've got to get more aggressive or more attractive. Pick one." Dr. Kelso to an intern who was having trouble getting answers because the entire hospital was arguing over Iraq

"If this hospital were a human body, you'd be the appendix because at one time you served some function, but it was so long ago nobody's quite sure what that was anymore." Dr. Cox to Dr. Kelso

"You know what's so messed up, I just got to the point where President Bush gave his 'Mission Accomplished' speech on a battleship and I've still got like 400 pages to go." JD to Turk while he was reading "The Iraq War for Idiots"

"And I can help out Dr. Cox, even though I'd rather punch him in his piss-on-the-government-until-Jabar-is-crop-dusting-my-condo-with-Anthrax - NPR-listening-Al-Franken face." Eliot to Dr. Kelso

That's this week's edition of the Scrubies. If you have a line that you would like to nominate for a Scrubie, drop me a comment and I'll publish it in a future edition. As always, if you would like to discuss last night's Scrubs episode, leave me a comment with your thoughts. If you missed last night's hilarious outing, check it out on iTunes.

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1 comment:

suekola44 said...

Leave it to Scrubs to make the subject of the Iraq War funny!! Enjoyed your Scrubies. They always make me laugh all over again.