'Scrubs' Proves its Manhood

You know men and their obsession with proving their manhood -- it's a never ending quest. But, watching JD (a.k.a. every girl's name ever invented) competing for his, while Turk tried to regain his was classic! Of course, they each had their own reasons: JD wanted to teach his infant son about being a man and Turk wanted to feel like a man again after losing a testicle in a tragic encounter with daughter Izzie. But it wasn't just the episode-long manhood competition that was classic. We also had remote wrestling, "The Janitorial," Rate Dr. Reid's Butt, the over-ambitious idea of a tri-daily Janitorial, invisible Ted, The Todd's "Entire Coffebucks 5," Squat & Surf (the act of surfing the net while sitting on the toilet), Turk and JD admitting that they are "a little married," all of Eliot's stories ending with "and then he hanged himself," everyone touching Dr. Cox after reading his "interview" in The Janitorial, and Turk's missing testicle (which, for the record, isn't a funny situation, but the way the story came to light, Turk's reaction to JD finding out, and the ensuing conversation between Turk and JD including which testicle went was HILARIOUS!!). As usual, here's this week's best, funniest and all around awesome lines in this edition of the Scrubies.

The Scrubies
"Rate Dr. Reid's butt??!! Yes, 9.2!! Thank god this hospital's full of white guys." Eliot after seeing the writing on the bathroom wall

"Check this out. I'm going to take this to Kinko's and get it blown up poster-size." Turk to JD regarding their cover story in The Janitorial about their smackdown
"Get two!" JD to Turk

"You're the only one your son has to model himself after when he's trying to figure out how to be a man and seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell whenever you take him by the beauty salon isn't going to cut it." Dr. Cox to JD

"I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see about 8 inches." The Todd's weather report for The Janitorial

"How did you get Sam out of daycare?" JD to Dr. Cox
"Put on a wig and a skirt and told them I was you." Dr. Cox

"Wow, Turk's pretty quick without that testicle weighing him down. I wonder if Olympic athletes have ever thought of that?" JD (narration)

If you have a line that you would like to nominate for a Scrubie, be sure to leave me a comment and I'll publish it in a future edition.